Funny Quotes - Page 353

Ferrari leads, McLaren second, McLaren second, Jordan third, and Benneton fifth and sixth.

Michael Schumacher is leading Michael Schumacher.

I can't imagine what kind of problem Senna has. I imagine it must be some sort of grip problem.

And he's lost both right front tires.

Some people suffer in silence louder than others.

And knowing money is a root of evil, in Christian charity, he'd take away whatever things may hinder your salvation.

Washington has thrown their soldiers on the fire.

They are most welcome. We will butcher them.

Make the land of Islam a burning fire that burns their faces and feet wherever they pass.

I can assure you that those villains will recognize, will discover in appropriate time in the future how stupid they are and how they are pretending things which have never taken place

The authority of the civil defense ... issued a warning to the civilian population not to pick up any of those pencils because they are booby traps.

Big institutions in this imperial state, in this evil US empire, prepare their politicians to become criminals.

Their objective is to get to the outskirts of Baghdad. So be it.

We will see how the issue will turn out when they come to Baghdad.

I speak better English than this villain, Bush.

These are not ordinary human beings. They are criminals. As a matter of fact, they are criminals, both by nature and by training. By nature, because they are not decent. They are criminals.

This boa, the American columns, are being besieged between Basra and other towns north, west, south and west of Basra. The Americans are the people who are under siege.

They are going to surrender or be burned in their tanks. They will surrender, it is they who will surrender.

The American press is all about lies! All they tell is lies, lies and more lies!

I am not talking about the American people and the British people, I am talking about those mercenaries. ... They have started throwing those pencils, but they are not pencils, they are booby traps to kill the children.

Our estimates are that none of them will come out alive unless they surrender to us quickly.

There is no presence of the American columns in the city of Baghdad at all. We besieged them and we killed most of them.

I'm no different than any other expendable player.

That would be cool if the earth's crust was made out of graham cracker. It would disappear just like the ozone layer, but for completely different reasons.

If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker, and you were walking down a sidewalk, and he fell, that would be completely unacceptable.