Funny Quotes - Page 334

Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage today and it will set the pace tomorrow.

The dumbest question I was ever asked by a sportswriter was whether I hit harder with red or white gloves. As a matter of fact, I hit harder with red.

I'm staying in a lovely hotel, dressing robe behind the door, lovely fluffy sheets - took me a half an hour getting my suitcase closed.

Boxing's all about getting the job done as quickly as possible, whether it takes 10 or 15 or 20 rounds.

When I was going for my graduate degree, I decided I was going to make a feature film as my thesis. That's what I was famous for-that I had my thesis film be a feature film, which was 'You're a Big Boy Now.'

It's funny, this thing about happiness. It's a commodity that was imported from America in the Fifties. I see myself simply as living my life. . . . I feel it's pushing your luck to define how happy you are.

There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.

I got all my work done to graduate in two months and then they were like, I'm sorry, you have to take driver's ed. I just kind of went, Oh, forget it.

Muti is going to do the Alpine Symphony this year. He will do it well because it is not very well known.

Long note? Yes. Make it seem short.

I need one more bass less.

More basses, because you are so far away.

The next movement is still in the factory.

Brass, stay down all summer.

It's difficult to remember when you haven't played it before.

That's the way it was every time I studied it.

It's so legato it's difficult to splice. Sibelius was famous for that.

Did you play? It sounded very good.

Don't think you are looking at me because you are not.

It is not together, but the ensemble is perfect.

Someone came too sooner.

He was listening so I don't remember.

Think of your girlfriend or boyfriend or whomever you want to.

That was perfect. It was just the opposite from what I said yesterday.

This is one bar you should take home.