Fun Quotes - Page 331

She didn't need to go to acting school to learn that the essence of acting is to act like you're not acting.

I'd have to be superman to do some of the things I'm supposed to have done, I've been at six different places at six different times.

It's just as unpleasant to get more than you bargain for as to get less.

NAPOLEON: What shall we do with this soldier, Giuseppe? Everything he says is wrong. GIUSEPPE: Make him a general, Excellency, and then everything he says will be right.

A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.

Dysfunctional families have sired a number of pretty good actors.

I still don't understand why when you put a piece of paper in a tray with solution in it, it comes up. It's still, in a sense, magic to me. It's a funny thing, you know. I've got two kids, and when they were very young, they used to come in the darkroom and I thought they'd be astounded by that. Nothing. When they got a little older, then they got astounded by it.

The New Deals enmity for that system of free and competitive private enterprise which we call capitalism was fundamental.

I think any time people behave in a way that's truly them, then they'll never fail. You get in trouble when you try to copy others.

We come to recognize that playfulness, as a philosophical stance, can be very serious indeed; and moreover, that it possesses an unfailing capacity to arouse ridicule and hostility in those among us who crave certainty, reverence, and restraint.

Be kind; you're only here for a while. No sense of superiority, just do things for others. It's really fun.

That's what cricket's all about: two batsmen pitting their wits against one another

Not only is bowhunting fun and a real challenge, but it's good for you. The exercise in the fresh air, the chance to get away from everyday pressures and problems, a return to the basic relationships between man and his environment.

During the Samuel Johnson days they had big men enjoying small talk; today we have small men enjoying big talk.

A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.

We deny that it is fun to be saving. It is fun to be prodigal. Go to the butterfly, thou parsimonious sluggard; consider her ways and get wise.

Does anyone actually think that Beckham knows he's in America? I think he just follows a football and all he notices is that it occasionally gets warmer.

If you really love guitar, you're going to spend every waking hour stroking the thing.

Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles.

We've put more effort into helping folks reach old age than into helping them enjoy it.

My wife went into the butchers and said: "You've a sheep's head in your window." The butcher said: "That's a mirror."

A girl asks her doctor, "Doctor, I've forgotten to take my contradictory pill!" The doctor says: "Are you ignorant?" The girl says: "Yes, three months!"

There was a man sitting in the dining room of the Titanic, he said: "I know I asked for ice, but this is ridiculous."

Dear dad, you always told me that an honest man has nothing to fear, so I'm trying my best not to be afraid.

Bring down the curtain, the farce is over