Fun Quotes - Page 328

Hardly any animal can look as deeply disappointed as a dog to whom one says "no."

[about sex and being married] It's like being the National Guard, we may not be seeing as much action as the front line, but we are living to fight another day.

Sometimes a man gets carried away when he feels like he should be having his fun and much too blind to see the damage he's done, oh sometimes a man must awake to find that really he has no one. So I'll wait for you and I'll burn will I ever see your sweet return, oh will I ever learn? Oh, Lover you should've come over. Oh love well I'm waiting for you.

Plant and your spouse plants with you; weed and you weed alone.

Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

Confronted by an absolutely infuriating review, it is sometimes helpful for the victim to do a little personal research on the critic. Is there any truth to the rumor that he had no formal education beyond the age of eleven? In any event, is he able to construct a simple English sentence? Do his participles dangle? When moved to lyricism, does he write "I had a fun time"? Was he ever arrested for burglary? I don't know that you will prove anything this way, but it is perfectly harmless and quite soothing.

Don't overthink things in front of you. I fit moves you, shoot it. If it's fun, shoot it. If you've never seen it before, shoot it.

Forty million Americans smoked marijuana; the only ones who didn’t like it were Judge Ginsberg, Clarence Thomas and Bill Clinton.

It's fun when you're driving, and people wave at you, and you wave back. I think you either like people or you don't. I mean, I don't want to put on sunglasses. That's why I'm in show business.

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.

Work without fun is like peanut butter without jelly.

Am I being typecast as a horrible person? I don't know. I don't think so. But if it happens, I'd rather get to play that, because there's nothing fun about being sweet. Sweet can be so boring, so I'd be happy staying away from that.

Sometimes I feel envious when my friends go to parties and I have to go to bed. But my friends always tell me that the parties really aren't that much fun anyway. Whatever I've missed, I've made up for. Most kids don't get to go to the Olympics and win three gold medals. It's definitely been worth it and I wouldn't do it if I didn't want to.

I'm someone who loves to play. I make films so I can have fun with the characters.

What am I hanging around for? But I'm hanging around because it's still fun.

I just want everybody to have a good time, because I'm goin' out to have a good time. I'm going to go have some fun.

In a world of constant change, the fundamentals are more important than ever.

I'm kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more.

Bureaucracy is like a fungus that contaminates everything.

Hollywood, we decided, was a nice place to die, but we wouldn't want to live there.

Poor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it's the rich people who keep saying it.

I have a couple [of grandsons] that are in college playing lacrosse. It's great and it's fun. But they all also play golf a little bit.

I always thought of this as God's country.

When in doubt, blow something up.