Fun Quotes - Page 329

Excuse me, are you the imprint of a departed soul?

Any theology that does not lead to song is, at a fundamental level, a flawed theology.

Selfish men make the best lovers. They're prepared to invest in the women's pleasures so that they can collect an even bigger dividend for themselves.

Taste is the fundamental quality which sums up all other qualities. It is the ne plus ultra of the intelligence.

The best way to keep young is to keep going in whatever it is that keeps you going. With me that's work, and a lot of it. And when a job is finished, relax and have fun.

Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers.

I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier.

To kill a relative of whom you are tired is something. But to inherit his property afterwards, that is genuine pleasure.

When there is an old maid in the house, a watchdog is unnecessary.

Not only must we be good, but we must also be good for something.

Dating is not only a wonderful time of life, but also a context for enormous spiritual and personal growth. You learn so much about yourself, others, God, love, spirituality, and life through dating. Done well, it can be fulfilling in and of itself. Done well, it can be one of the most fun and rewarding aspects of your life. Done well, it can lead to a good marriage.

She has a wash and wear bridal gown.

A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!"

We were married for better or worse. I couldn't have done better, and she couldn't have done worse.

If you tell me that there are obstacles in the way of your ambition that make it impossible to pursue, then I know it's not a real ambition. There are always obstacles. The 'perversity of events,' as someone once called it, is always ready to lick us. Events are never right for achieving what we most want to achieve. If this were not so, there would be no real fun in being 17 -- or even in being alive.

I am fun. I do have a good time. I have a good heart. I'm not all jokes. I'm a pretty serious person sometimes. I'm very very hardworking. I'm very academic.

I never go to funerals. To me a person is dead when he breathes for the last time. After that, your memories should be personal.

Mothers are the most instinctive philosophers.

There was so much to learn and it was all fun. But the best part was getting a laugh from an audience. That was like drowning in candy.

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands.

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated.

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.

Beauty fades! I just turned 29, so I probably don't have that many good years left in me.

Just keep it simple. When you over-think what you're wearing, that's when wardrobe malfunctions tend to happen.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.