Fun Quotes - Page 332

Neoclassical economics ... has uncovered important truths about the nature of money and markets because its fundamental model of rational self-interested human behavior is correct about 80% of the time.

We have got to make disciples. Fun nights and pizza nights are not going to sustain us.

If it's not fun, you are not doing it right.

If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.

I can't decide whether to commit suicide or go bowling.

One of the things I like about doing science, the thing that is the most fun, is coming up with something that seems ridiculous when you first hear it but finally seems obvious when you're finished.

The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.

It is impossible to build enduring institutions without solid values. For us, the fundamental value is that associated with democracy.

Without a function, we cease to be. So, I will write till I die.

It is in the thirties that we want friends. In the forties we know they won't save us any more than love did.

But you know what? When I die, everybody is invited to come take a selfie at my funeral. Except for my enemies. They're not invited to the funeral, period.

Please follow me because I have to follow him and he isn't here.

I don't mean to make you nervous, but unfortunately I have to.

Let me explain what I do here. I don't want to confuse you any more than absolutely necessary.

Somebody said that carrier pilots were the best in the world, and they must be or there wouldn't be any of them left alive.

A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest.

The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean.

All of a sudden, I feel very old and very tired. Maybe when I get to California, the smog, brush fires, floods, and earthquakes will cheer me up.

I'm not a trust-fund type.

People always ask me, 'Where were you when Kennedy was shot?' Well, I don't have an alibi.

I'm a great lover, I'll bet.

I always wanted a beautiful loving wife and she always wanted to be a citizen.

When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas.

When I cook with my son, I might chop vegetables and have fun with different shapes. Cooking is a way to teach kids about other things, like reading or math with all of the weights and measures. There are so many things that are part of cooking that are also very educational.

NUTHIN' more fun than Rock n' Roll!