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Fun Quotes - Page 299

It was not my class of people. There was not a producer, a press agent, a director, an actor.

It was not my class of people. There was not a producer, a press agent, a director, an actor.

"Sex and the Much Married Girl (A Salute to Zsa Zsa Gabor)". www.huffingtonpost.com. November 11, 2011.

It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable, as one’s hat keeps blowing off.

Woody Allen (2007). “The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose”, Random House Incorporated

Farewell, fair cruelty.

William Shakespeare, George Steevens (1824). “The Dramatic Works of William Shakespeare”, p.78

Were kisses all the joys in bed, One woman would another wed.

William Shakespeare (1841). “The Poems of Willm Shakspere”, p.142

It can scarcely be denied that the fundamental phenomena which first led mankind into chemical inquiries are those of combustion.

Society for Psychical Research (Great Britain), Society for Psychical Research (London, England), Henry Sidgwick, Balfour Stewart, Arthur James Balfour Balfour (Earl of) (1912). “Presidential Addresses to the Society for Psychical Research, 1882-1911”

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.

Daily Telegram number 2678 on March 06, 1935. "Will Rogers' Daily Telegrams: The Roosevelt years, 1933-1935". Book edited by Steven Gragert and James Smallwood, 2008.

Movies are fun, but they're not a cure for cancer.

"Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

And whoever walks a furlong without sympathy walks to his own funeral drest in his shroud.

Walt Whitman (2009). “The Americanness of Walt Whitman”, p.41, Wildside Press LLC