Fun Quotes - Page 297

Silence is foolish if we are wise, but wise if we are foolish.

The mistakes of the fool are known to the world, but not to himself. The mistakes of the wise man are known to himself, but not to the world.

I want you to say dreadfully mad, funny things and make up songs and be--' The Will I fell in love with, she almost said. "And be Will," she finished instead. "Or I shall hit you with my umbrella." *** "You would make a very ugly woman." "I would not. I would be stunning." Tessa laughed. “There,” she said. “There is Will. Isn’t that better? Don’t you think so?” “I don’t know,” Will said, eyeing her. “I’m afraid to answer that. I’ve heard that when I speak, it makes American women wish to strike me with umbrellas.

I mean, most fun things are bad for you in one way or another.

We all come from dysfunctional families and these days I guess that's pretty normal.

No one knows anything about the fashion industry in Brazil. They don't care what you do. They just want the beach and the sun and the fun. I feel the freest and the happiest there.

The fundamental driver in computer security, in all of the computer industry, is economics. That requires a lot of re-education for us security geeks.

You're the strangest person I ever met, she said & I said you too & we decided we'd know each other a long time.

A miniature village in Bournemouth caught fire and the flames could be seen nearly three feet away.

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded: 'Take me to the canaries'.

Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one.

Everybody knows what California smog is - that's fog with the vitamins removed.

At first, the only thing that I learned was to save. Then I learned about mutual fund, then later on direct stock investments. I also went into small businesses and even real estate.

I met a lot of hard-boiled eggs in my life, but you - you're twenty minutes.

Paddy was in the delivery room when the midwife handed him a black baby. "Is this yours?" she asked "probably" said Paddy "she burns everything else"

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

The church has historically been very slow to embrace technology. Until very recently, their idea of a laptop was an altar boy.

I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.

It's not a beard, it's an animal I've trained to sit very still.

I would never condone the burning of a Dan Brown novel, much though I loathe and detest his work. Well, I say work, you know, words, randomly arranged to form millions of dollars... I'm not bitter at all.

Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!

I love the idea of playing something stupid or romantic. I'm not the smartest man in the room. I listen, and I learn, and I observe, but I'm always playing characters with intellects profoundly superior to mine. That's great fun, even though it's as much a fantasy for me as for the people watching me.

I was born with a priceless gift, the ability to laugh at the misfortunes of others.

If you're having fun, you wind up innovating.

The crowd response has always been great, we always have fun at the shows and we will definitely be back representing our album to give people entertainment with a stage show, most rap shows are boring.