Fun Quotes - Page 301

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

Half the people you know are below average.

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town.

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.

We've created life in our own image.

If you do a little bit of looking at books with your children and inspire them to be curious about the pictures and ... what the word means, but don't get into very structured systematic teaching at too early an age, and you also interact emotionally and have fun with pretend play ... then you have the best of both worlds.

People who are afraid to go to horror movies are generally afraid their whole lives. People say to me, 'Do you have nightmares?' I never have nightmares! And I go to movies and see the most bizarre things in the world, and go... Wow that is really sick, how fun is that! And I don't have to carry it around. I think that's very healthy.

I don't particularly enjoy standing alone and recording my own voice or my own stuff. It's sometimes fun to do for demos and stuff, but I really enjoy the social act of recording records, because writing it is so lonely. And it has to be.

Remember what I told you. If they hated me, they will hate you.

If Marilyn is in love with my husband it proves she has good taste, for I am in love with him too.

People call me for the ballads. Apparently that's where I've been pigeonholed. But it's really interesting and really fun. It's my favourite part of the job, writing.

All the time, players are forced to do their utmost. If they are challenged to the limit, is it really fun for them?

I wear black skinny-fit jeans - I can't get away from them. It's funny because I wore baggy jeans for ages, then one day my friend convinced me to try on a skinny pair and I thought they were great.

You grow. You don't want to stay the same. The thing that was great for you before isn't going to be great for you now. A woman should have many faces through her life, not just one face, not just one hairdo, not just one way. You want to keep rediscovering what's fun for you.

Tell Ray to put the eyeliner, the lipstick and the high heels away. I'm not saying he's a cross-dresser, that's just what I heard.

I would never put a movie on YouTube unless the funding was right, or unless YouTube paid for it or something.

The ability to start out upon your own impulse is fundamental to the gift of keeping going upon your own terms. . . . Getting started, keeping going, getting started again in art and in life, it seems to me this is the essential rhythm.

Guess what, Martin Luther King? I had a dream, too.

And we're just all made of molecules and we're hurtling through space right now.

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick.

I will always have a child in me. That is what Pete Jackson has got, what a lot of the directors I have worked with have. It is about knowing how to have fun and that is something I always want to hold on to.

It's absolutely impossible, but it has possibilities.

There is nothing which at once affects a man so much and so little as his own death.

I don't care if you hate me or if you like me, as long as somebody gives me a character that is really a character to play. It's fun to be able to have a character and have a director that can direct you into a character. I'm just so happy that I got a good role. I don't care if it's bad or if it's good, and I don't care if it's drama or comedy. They are just so rare to come across.

Unlikely things to see in a Valentine's card - "I may be dyslexic but that doesn't mean I don't vole you."