Fun Quotes - Page 255

The aspects of patriotism that hush dissent, encourage going along, and sanction comfortable distancing and compliance with what is indecent and unacceptable... those aspects are too fundamental to ignore or gloss over.

There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking.

It's an old Aboriginal word meaning 'Let's get together and have fun'. They gave us the word because they had no further need for it.

Wars and elections are both too big and too small to matter in the long run. The daily work - that goes on, it adds up.

One of the very first things I figured out about life...is that it's better to be a hopeful person than a cynical, grumpy one, because you have to live in the same world either way, and if you're hopeful, you have more fun.

You can put lipstick on a pig. It's still a pig.

I was a dishwasher at one of those Japanese places that cook on your table. Not too fun.

Money is the barometer of a society's virtue.

Don't throw petals on the floor if they have no meaning. I would rather have a fun, casual relationship than have someone pretending they're completely in love with me.

Forgive me now - tomorrow I may no longer feel guilty.

You have no idea of the women I didn't marry.

I'm a wear-my-heart-on-my-sleeve, fall in love-at-first-sight and go with it sort of girl. It's all about having fun with someone and learning how to communicate with someone, in a way that you enjoy.

Once again St. Nicholas Day Has even come to our hideaway; It won't be quite as fun, I fear, As the happy day we had last year. Then we were hopeful, no reason to doubt That optimism would win the bout, And by the time this year came round, We'd all be free, and safe and sound. Still, let's not forget it's St. Nicholas Day, Though we've nothing left to give away. We'll have to find something else to do: So everyone please look in their shoe!

High-tech tomatoes. Mysterious milk. Supersquash. Are we supposed to eat this stuff? Or is it going to eat us?

I'll never forget how she told us. She took us all out to brunch, and she was like, 'You guys, I'm keeping this one.'

Try putting your iPhones down every once in a while and look at people's faces.

ADDER, n. A species of snake. So called from its habit of adding funeral outlays to the other expenses of living.

Your true traveller finds boredom rather agreeable than painful. It is the symbol of his liberty - his excessive freedom. He accepts his boredom, when it comes, not merely philosophically, but almost with pleasure.

Drinking alone holds no fun. Drink with friends or strangers! Be foolish, least you'll remember something meaningful.

I've been thinking about that a lot too lately, These Days. I think it's becasue I grew up in retail, in costumer service. I grew up having to talk to everybody, having to sell to everybody so now that I can just sell me, it's fun. It's not even a sale, it's really just me being me.

My husband taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

I was just thinking how unfortunate it'd be to be a fat girl named Candy.

Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.

I am an only child. I have one sister.

Figures tell us there are already more people on earth than we need to move even the heaviest piano.