Fun Quotes - Page 254

Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen, and 8 times out of 9 I'll show you a man with detestable spiritual qualities.

Nearly all our originality comes from the stamp that time impresses upon our sensibility.

I've brought excitement back to the game. I make the game fun.

My high school wasn't a big public school; it was tiny. There were 36 girls in my graduating class. We were a big group of girls that by the time senior year came along couldn't wait to get away from school fast enough but we loved each other. It's really fun to see the girls at reunions now.

They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?

When I was young, I was sold on winning. I was always serious on the court. As I got older, I realized that it was just a basketball game. Just go out there and have fun.

I can tell you how bad our boards are... I don't have to watch Saturday Night Live anymore; I just go to the board meetings.

It is a function of poetry to locate those zones inside us that would be free, and declare them so.

Every experience in your life is being orchestrated to teach you something you need to know to move forward.

You'll be dedicated and that's what you should want to be in anything in life - whether it's sports or academics or your relationship. It all stems from finding that fun, that thrill, that excitement.

Minor sports in the community is fun and recreation for everyone, not just the elite. I think back to my days in minor hockey and those are my fondest memories, having fun.

I make fun of situations and try and find the humor in things, but it's never at the expense of the other guy.

I think that what comes through in Chicago humor is the affection. Even though youre poking fun at someone or something, theres still an affection for it.

My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals.

Baseball was made for kids, and grown-ups only screw it up.

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

My Daddy was my hero. He was always there for me when I needed him. He listened to me and taught me so many things. But most of all he was fun.

Ronald Reagan came from show business. His idea of how the government should help the homeless was like your agent. "We'll try to get you work. But don't bug us about it."

Giving money effectively is almost as hard as earning it in the first place.

In this business, by the time you realize you're in trouble, it's too late to save yourself. Unless you're running scared all the time, you're gone.

You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them.

The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love.

The fundamental thing about sketching is that it isabout asking not telling

Toughest job I ever had: selling doors, door to door.

There is no need to worry about mere size. We do not necessarily respect a fat man more than a thin man. Sir Isaac Newton was very much smaller than a hippopotamus, but we do not on that account value him less.