Fun Quotes - Page 251

Do not try to live forever. You will not succeed.

When one has not had a good father, one must create one.

The art of learning fundamental common values is perhaps the greatest gain of travel to those who wish to live at ease among their fellows.

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.

I always wondered about that woman who had that face transplant. If you went to bed with her, would that technically count as a threesome?

Nobody fights with Jerry because you know the price would be too high. You might come out the winner, at his age, you might even lick him, but you'd lose an eye, an arm, your testicles in the process, everything would be gone.

What I'm trying to do is put back into rap music what's missing - which is the good part, the fun part, that party part.

Regarding the fundamental investigations of mathematics, there is no final ending ... no first beginning.

Love is like a card trick. After you know how it works, it's no fun any more.

I guess I had fun doing it but it has hard memories for me.

Noble fathers have noble children.

I told him he'd have a heart attack a year ago, but unfortunately he lived a year longer.

The first time I passed through the country (Switzerland) I had the impression it was swept down with a broom from one end to the other every morning by housewives who dumped all the dirt in Italy.

The circus is the only fun you can buy that is good for you.

Some emotions don't make a lot of noise. It's hard to hear pride. Caring is real faint - like a heartbeat. And pure love - why, some days it's so quiet, you don't even know it's there.

Life doesn't make any sense, and we all pretend it does. Comedy's job is to point out that it doesn't make sense, and that it doesn't make much difference anyway.

I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming. They don't know I'm only using blanks.

When I was a kid my parents used to tell me, "Emo, don't go near the cellar door!" One day when they were away, I went up to the cellar door. And I pushed it and walked through and saw strange, wonderful things, things I had never seen before, like... trees. Grass. Flowers. The sun... that was nice... the sun.

I used to look back at pictures and cringe but actually I'm quite proud that I've had fun with fashion and don't always look perfect. The only regret I have is when I look at something I wore when I was very young and it obviously looks like it belonged to someone else.

I appreciate simplicity, true beauty that lasts over time, and a little wit and eclecticism that make life more fun.

I think people talk too much anyway. Sometimes people are talking to me and in my mind I'm just like “shut up, shut up, shut upblah blah blah blah blaaaaah.

I value peace, too, when it is not bought at the price of fundamental decencies.

If you can't answer a man's arguments, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.

My brother is gay and my parents don't care, as long as he marries a doctor.

Anybody who is running a marathon or doing a walkathon, doing a fundraiser for their school, their company, by far it's guaranteed the easiest and most fun way to quickly set up a fundraising campaign and send it around to your friends and family.