Fun Quotes - Page 249

A Chihuahua. They're good. If you lose one, just empty out your purse.

The liberated man is not the one who is freed in his ideal reality, his inner truth, or his transparency; he is the man who changes spaces, who circulates, who changes sex, clothes, and habits according to fashion, rather than morality, and who changes opinions not as his conscience dictates but in response to opinion polls.

If olive oil comes from olives, then where does baby oil come from?

I don't know why people keep banging on about the '60s. I was very conventional because I came from a conventional family and I didn't go off with different people - I rather wish I had now, seeing all the fun everyone else was having.

I would love to do a duet with Tim McGraw. I think that would be fun.

Because we hold it for 'a fundamental and undeniable truth', that religion or 'the duty which we owe to our Creator' and the manner of discharging it, can be directed only by reason and conviction, not by force or violence.

I'm an actor, I do movies, and I need to find somebody who enjoys that kind of stuff. It's not like, "Oh, I have my work time, and we go on a date, and it better be darn fun and exciting!" I think it should all coalesce a bit more.

Name 12 players better than me.

Sometimes what I actually love to do is go to a farm and get fresh milk or watch a pig get slaughtered.

Our behavior is driven by a fundamental core belief: the desire, and the ability, of an organization to continuously learn from any source, anywhere; and to rapidly convert this learning into action is its ultimate competitive advantage.

As you may or may not know, in keeping with the high-class tone of Beverly Hills, our police force is probably the most snobbish group of gendarmes in the world. It is said that the Beverly Hills Police Department is so fancy that it has an unlisted number.

We did it, we bashed them wee Potter's the one, and Voldy's gone moldy, so now let's have fun!

I hope I never get so old I get religious.

Our choice of a reform framework dictated that we looked at the fundamental assumptions that had driven Nigeria's economy, society and policy hitherto and to seek ways of either abandoning or transcending those assumptions and their supporting institutions.

Ignore that nightmare in the bathroom. Just another ugly refugee from the Love Generation, some doom-struck gimp who couldn't handle the pressure. My attorney has never been able to accept the notion - often espoused by reformed drug abusers and especially popular among those on probation - that you can get a lot higher without drugs than with them. And neither have I, for that matter.

Nine-tenths of the people were created so you would want to be with the other tenth.

The urge to gamble is so universal and its practice so pleasurable that I assume it must be evil.

A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat what you watch.

It's good to ski for fun, but I still want to win races as often as possible.

Laws are not masters but servants, and he rules them who obey them.

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat.

Politics is the art of postponing decisions until they are no longer relevant.

This man dresses like an unmade bed.

Have you noticed that families on TV never watch television?

A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world.