Fun Quotes - Page 252

Tourism is the sum total of the travel experience. It is not just what happens at the destination. It involves everything that a person sees and does from the time he or she leaves home until the vacation is over. Getting there can be half the fun, but frequently it is not. There are many great destinations in America, but, unfortunately, there are very few great journeys left, which is why it is in the interest of the tourism industry to encourage the development of greenways, heritage corridor, bike paths, hiking trails, and other forms of alternative transportation.

Somebody figured it out- we have 35 million laws trying to enforce Ten Commandments.

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work.

One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool

Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.

I'm actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s.

Not only is he ambidextrous, but he can throw with either hand.

I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter.

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny.

Oh the places you'll go! There is fun to be done! There are points to be scored. There are games to be won. And the magical things you can do with that ball will make you the winning-est winner of all.

I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job.

I always say, 'Man, the Creator is preparing me for something. He's keeping the sun on me for some reason. He's keeping me aligned with that generation.' Because I genuinely love people, I love hip-hop, and I love using it as a tool to communicate and to create a better vibration. Life is short. I guess I'm lined up for a reason.

Have you ever stopped to think what fun this business of living can be? If you haven't, and if you are one of those who insist upon believing that life is humdrum, grim and boring, then I'm afraid this department is not for you. For I don't believe any such thing. I know that we can all free ourselves and live our lives fully, zestfully and joyfully!

One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it's such a nice change from being young.

With the possible exception of God during the writing of the Bible, every writer in history has needed an editor. So do you.

I don't feel an obligation to give everyone a hard time, but when they're important people, it's fun.

Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.

Working with Jean-Claude is a lot of fun. Because he's a great actor who also happens to be a fighter. That combination doesn't usually come together anymore. Usually, you have to fight the stunt double and then act against the actor. In his case, you are fighting with a real guy. It takes a minute to get used to that. Because it doesn't happen any more.

[N]o party is any fun unless seasoned with folly.

My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.

I worry that friends will slowly become professional pallbearers, waiting for each death, of their lovers, friends and neighbors, and polishing their funeral speeches; perfecting their rituals of death rather than a relatively simple ritual of life such as screaming in the streets.

I am no fun at all. In fact, I am anti-fun. Not as in anti-violence, but as in anti-matter. I am not so much against fun - although I suppose I kind of am - as I am the opposite of fun. I suck the fun out of a room. Or perhaps I'm just a different kind of fun; the kind that leaves on bereft of hope; the kind of fun that ends in tears.

We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going to be tough because it's been 25 years since this guy has gotten laid in the private sector.

I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.

In New York, you are constantly faced with this very urgent decision that you have to make, about every twenty minutes...you have to decide, immediately, you have to go "Ohmigod. Do I look at the most beautiful woman in the world or the craziest guy in the world?"