Fun Quotes - Page 198

It is so pleasant to come across people more stupid than ourselves. We love them at once for being so.

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.

Ladies have come up with all these expressions to reassure men. "Oh, honey, it's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean." That may be true, but it takes a long time to get to England in a rowboat.

I had to wait 110 years to become famous. I wanted to enjoy it as long as possible.

Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.

The rewards are going to come, but my happiness is just loving the sport and having fun performing.

People who are pro smacking children say, 'It's the only language they understand.' You could apply that to tourists.

The most essential and fundamental aspect of culture is the study of literature, since this is an education in how to picture and understand human situations.

Everyone needs to find something they love to do - it's not about what they have to do. You need to make it fun! So if shopping is your love and you hate exercise, walk to the shops!

That's a Roman concept where the government can do anything, as long as you give the people "bread and circuses." And I'd say this culture right now is similar, as long as people have money, fun, and food, our government can do heinous, heinous things.

Stupidity is better kept a secret than displayed.

Shall I not have intelligence with the earth? Am I not partly leaves and vegetable mould myself.

A Polish man bought a zebra for a pet. What does he call the zebra? Spot!

A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.

The reason that you dance and sing is to make the audience feel like they're dancing and singing. As long as you're having fun with it and giving it 100 percent, they're gonna feel that.

I'm an 18-year-old boy, and I'm having fun. I'm just not having as much fun as people make out.

There is no fun in psychiatry. If you try to get fun out of it, you pay a considerable price for your unjustifiable optimism.

My father thought sport was something fun - he didn't know it was a way to make money. Then I won a Mercedes at the world championships and I gave it to him. From the moment it arrived my father said: 'Good, you can support not just yourself but me too'.

Conscience is the inner voice that warns us that someone might be looking.

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.

Each year India and China produce four million graduates compared with just over 250,000 in Britain.

I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.

We're Mexi-cans not Mexi-can'ts.

I'm President of the United States, and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli!

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.