Fun Quotes - Page 197

People say there's delays on flights. Delays, really? New York to California in five hours, that used to take 30 years, a bunch of people used to die on the way there, have a baby, you would end up with a whole different group of people by the time you got there. Now you watch a movie and [go to the toilet] and you're home.

All tragedies are finished by a death, All comedies are ended by a marriage.

In my opinion MS is a lot better at making money than it is at making good operating systems.

There's so much more power, so you're short-shifting all the way down into fifth, sixth, seventh before you can get the full throttle. But great fun otherwise.

Emotion is not opposed to reason. Emotions guide and manage thought in fundamental ways and complement the deficiencies of thinking.

I didn't really like modeling; it was fun but I always wanted acting.

My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I don't have a good time.

There are good days and there are bad days, and this is one of them.

When you're growing up, you play dress-up - it's a game, it's a pastime. And then as you get older, getting ready and looking nice becomes this constant stress. I want to make it fun again.

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light.

In the early days it was fun to fly. You could soar over rooftops and trees, or drop down to meet a passing train and wave at the engineer. The whole sky belonged to you. now there are so many regulations. The sky is crowded. All the fun is gone.

There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes.

we love what we love and who we love who we love and why we love why we love and find a falling shoelace knotted and strung between the fingers of strangers

I'm not retiring. I am graduating. Today is my graduation day. Retirement means that you'll just go ahead and live on your laurels and surf all day in Oceanside. It ain't going to happen.

You can't live your life to suit other people. The harder you try, the more restrictions they'll put on you just for the fun of seeing you jump through their hoops.

One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him at politeness.

What am I most ashamed of in my life? Not keeping my promise to my sister and being too scared of America to attend her funeral.

Thats the fun of going to a high school reunion: its seeing the people who you were close to all those years ago, and re-exploring the relationships of the past.

Oh, I could spend my life having this conversation - look - please try to understand before one of us dies

I now consider it a good day when I don't step on my boobs.

I hope you have a miscarriage on a Walmart floor and have the baby's room already decorated.

The old fun thing is when somebody typed up the first chapter of War and Peace. And then made a precis of the rest of it and sent it out and only one publisher recognized it.

You know why dogs have no money? No pockets. 'Cause they see change on the street all the time and it's driving them crazy. When you're walking them, he is always looking up at you. "There's a quarter...."

Dogs have no money. Isn't that amazing? They're broke their entire lives. But they get through. You know why dogs have no money? .. No Pockets.

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.