Fun Quotes - Page 194

Existence is a series of footnotes to a vast, obscure, unfinished masterpiece.

Most people fail in life because they major in minor things.

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.

I ran spotlight. Swept up. Did box office. Ran the lighting board. But acting was the most fun.

Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now usually attributed by adults to children, and by children to adults.

If nobody makes you do it, it counts as fun.

Writing is the most fun you can have by yourself.

It's very important to me that people who are actual chefs and other professionals in the culinary world, understand that I'm not, and have never held myself out as being, like a CIA trained chef.

The function of a bourgeois democracy is to secure the consent of the masses to their own exploitation and oppression.

My dogs are spoilt for sure. They are pampered pooches. But I love them so much! I guess all dogs need to be washed, but maybe blueberry facials aren't essential. It's quite fun, though. You want to give your children everything; I don't have children, so I want my dogs to have a good life.

I know what I'm the best at. But I still want to do something different because it's fun for me. Even though I'm really good at something, it's boring for me to do the same thing every time and it'll be boring for people who are listening to me.

The history of the world is the history of a few men who had faith in themselves

Ive always seen myself as sort of this funky, eclectic artist.

Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

I wish the first word I ever said was the word "quote", so right before I die I could say "unquote".

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Every once in a while I think, 'What am I doing out here running, busting myself up? Life could be so much easier. The other guys are out having fun, doing other things, why not me?'

The politicians say 'we' can't afford a tax cut. Maybe we can't afford the politicians.

I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so.

Life for the majority of the population. Is an unlovely struggle against unfair odds. Culminating in a cheap funeral.

I came into this world black, naked and ugly. And no matter how much I accumulate here, it's a short journey. I will go out of this world black, naked and ugly. So I enjoy life.

They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.

Water, water, everywhere, And all the boards did shrink; Water, water, everywhere, Nor any drop to drink.

If, sir, men were all virtuous, I should with great alacrity teach them all to fly. But what would be the security of the good if the bad could at pleasure invade them from the sky? Against an army sailing through the clouds neither wall, nor mountains, nor seas could afford any security.

O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.