Fun Quotes - Page 195

The best way to turn a woman's head is to tell her she has a beautiful profile.

Are you recycling? Are you!? You just killed a polar bear! YOU!

Can you believe that, to say that ours is the only path when the fundamental thing in art is freedom! In art, there are millions of paths—as many paths as there are artists.

Everyone underestimates their own life. Funny thing is, in the end, all our stories...they're the same. In fact, no matter where you go in the world, there is only one important story: of youth, loss and yearning for redemption. So we tell the same story, over and over. Only the details are different.

I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.

A hooker once told me she had a headache.

Beer commercials usually show big men, manly men, doing manly things: "You've just killed a small animal. It's time for a light beer." Why not have a realistic beer commercial, with a realistic thing about beer, where someone goes, "It's 5:00 in the morning. You've just pissed on a dumpster. It's Miller time."

Live as long as you may, the first twenty years are the longest half of your life.

Its a funny thing Alice, dying is just the way I composed it in Tod und Verklärung.

Great little One! whose all-embracing birth Lifts Earth to Heaven, stoops Heaven to Earth.

It's funny how many people will come to Vegas to see your show where they might not come out to see you unless you come to their hometown.

For flavor, instant sex will never supersede the stuff you have to peel and cook.

I am not one to turn down macaroni and cheese, even late at night. I love Italian food. I love pasta... A refrigerator full of water and Gatorade? Honey, that's just not gonna happen.

The state of life is most happy where superfluities are not required and necessities are not wanting.

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.

I'm glad I don't play anymore. I could never learn all those handshakes.

I was never on a mission to be an NFL quarterback. I wanted to be a good high school player, and I worked hard at that. That made me good enough to play in college and then I wanted to be a good college quarterback. During college I played well enough to make it into the NFL. I never took it for granted and really wanted to play hard at each level and I have always had a lot of fun doing what I wanted to do.

There's no shame in losing money on a stock. Everybody does it. What is shameful is to hold on to a stock, or worse, to buy more of it when the fundamentals are deteriorating.

We were just a gaggle of kids, and everybody played together and had a good time. You know how kids can be completely horrible; abusive but fun. But anyway, it was a nice childhood.

The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.

Good-looking people turn me off. Myself included.

Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?

Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.

An apple a day, if well aimed, keeps the doctor away.

I have only one ambition left: I should like to have a good epitaph.