Fun Quotes - Page 308

I'd rather hug Magic Johnson after he rolled around in barbed wire.

That's an interesting accent you got there. Are you from stroke-victim?

The people don't take baths and they don't speak English. No golf courses, no room service. Who needs it?

You ever talk about a movie with someone that read the book? They're always so condescending. 'Ah, the book was much better than the movie.' Oh really? What I enjoyed about the movie: no reading.

Have you seen the bologna that has the olives in it? Who's that for? 'I like my bologna like a martini. With an olive.' 'I'll have the bologna sandwich - dirty.'

I watch a lot of TV, I drink a lot of coffee, but you know what's really addictive? Heroin.

When our bed is made, it's covered in 40 pillows-like we're stockpiling ammo for the global pillow fight.

The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it's so much fun.

That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.

Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often than anyone else ever has.

If you ask me, I'd like to become the first female president. That would be really cool. The first thing I would do is redecorate the White House, it doesn't look very cozy.

Among the cognoscenti, though, it is not just about elaborate new flavors. I always consider the main test of ice cream to be the simple ice creams, especially vanilla. One should have fun when one eats, but it should also be seriously good.

Men like women who are fun to be around, who are kind, intelligent, honest and who don't play games.

It was great fun becoming famous, but I got tired of it.

What a father says to his children is not heard by the world, but it will be heard by posterity.

It's not that demanding. It's fun. That's one of the great things about being an actor. You get to learn all these things normal people don't get to learn. Going through hallways where it's basically like S.W.A.T. tactical stuff. Around hallways, how to cross, how to signal everyone. Then how to hold a gun, holster the gun - everything.

You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.

Dude, are my eyes seeing what my brain is telling my eyes that they're seeing?

I don't believe in lecturing people. It's much more effective to present reading as a fun, rewarding pastime.

Shakespeare's stories are still very strong. He structured fantastic stories about things that were fundamental to the human being and psyche.

It's marvelous, marvelous! Nothing will ever be as much fun. I'm going to photograph everything, everything!

May this continent, the last explored by humankind, be the first one to be spared by humankind.

The scientific attitude implies the postulate of objectivity-that is to say, the fundamental postulate that there is no plan; that there is no intention in the universe.

Randy and I were goggle-eyed as we gazed over the wonders of what Walt Disney had wrought. It was a magnificent demonstration of what God could do if He had more imagination.

Fame is a lot of fun, but it's not interesting. I loved being noticed and praised, even the banquets. But they didn't have anything that I wanted. After about six months, I found it boring.