Fun Quotes - Page 305

I was at a bar, and this guy bumped into me, and he did not apologize, and he said, "Move!" I thought that was rude, so I said, "Go to hell!" Then I started to run. He caught up to me. He had a mustache, a goatee, a pair of earrings, sunglasses, a ponytail and he was wearing a hat. He said, "Hey, you got a lot of nerve!" I said, "Hey, you got a lot of... cranium accessories!"

When I was on acid, I would see things like beams of light and I would hear sounds that sounded an awful lot like car horns.

I thought I'd go to a craft fair, and there would be a jar of jellybeans there - "Guess how many jellybeans are in this jar, and win a prize". Aw, come on, man, let just me have some. I'll tell you what, guess how many jellybeans I want! If you guessed a handful, you are right.

When it comes to racism, you hear people say, "I don't care if people are white, black, purple or green." Hold on, now, purple or green? Come on now, you gotta draw the line somewhere.

Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!

I'm gonna fix that last joke by taking out all the words and adding new ones.

I am wearing a vest. If I had no arms, it would be a jacket.

I think animal crackers make people think that all animals taste the same.

I wish I could play little league now. I'd be way better than before.

One friend with whom you have a lot in common is better than three with whom you struggle to find things to talk about.

I got arrested for playing chess in the street. I said, it's because I'm black, isn't it.

When my daughter was born she had jaundice, she was small, round and yellow. we called her Melony.

Sometimes you're working in highly emotional scenes and you'll get lost in the moment. You're having fun with your friend at work. It's an opportunity to give to them as much as they've given back to you.

Once it stops being fun, we won't be able to do it anymore. People are going to know that we're not having fun, and we're going to know that we're not having fun. So at that point, it just ends.

Think that it's fun, that you're guided, and that all is well. Think that there's time, that life is easy, and that the best is yet to come. Think that the reasons that elude you will one day catch up, that the lessons that stumped you will one day bring joy, and that the sorrows that have crippled you will soon give you wings. Think that you're important, that you cannot fail, and that happiness always returns. And think that you're beautiful.

Fruits and vegetables for some kids are scary and not fun.

Don't be like me. Be better than me. That's the goal.

What's worth doing is worth doing for money.

Yeah, it's fun to be somebody you're not, to bring a character to life.

Acting is my way of investigating human nature and having fun at the same time

Love is just a chocolate substitute.

I see all this and know that if we are to save the Jewish state and its three-and-a-half million Jews from terrible horrors, we must rise up and demand a fundamental change in the very system of government.

She never sat down in a car but stood, braced tense, facing the wind. Now and again she would turn her face toward me with an apologetic expression as though to say: "I have not forgotten that you are here but there are certain pleasures I cannot share with you." Her nose never ceased its sensitive quivering.

I do all that I can to surprise people and make things unpredictable because that is what makes wrestling fun.

Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 2