Fun Quotes - Page 306

I had never passed a single school exam, and clearly never would.

War is the greatest fun man can have with his pants on.

The Fundamentalist Religions simply seem to offer more hope for a brighter future than do the more liberal, humanistic ones.

It's better to read first rate science fiction than second rate science-it's a lot more fun, and no more likely to be wrong.

A home without a cat — and a well-fed, well-petted and properly revered cat — may be a perfect home, perhaps, but how can it prove title?

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.

We just kind of did our own thing and got made fun of by the popular kids. It was kind of like a badge of honor to be an outcast.

I love ensemble pieces, I love being a part of the entire tapestry of a piece, but I think character actors do have a lot more fun, and there's a versatility involved that's challenging and fun, to come up to speed and do what's required of you.

Try square dancing-at least long enough to no longer feel silly and begin to have fun.

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard

God always has another custard pie up his sleeve.

The trouble with us in America isn't that the poetry of life has turned to prose, but that it has turned to Advertising copy.

If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it.

You see, pops, that's the kind of talk that's ruining the music. Everyone's trying to do something new, no one trying to learn the fundamentals first. All them young cats playing their wierd chords. And what happens? No one's working.

Entrepreneurialism is supposed to be fun!

Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone.

If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached a point where it is now eating itself. That's why I believe there should be a psychiatrist at every health club, so that when they see you doing this, they will take you away for a little chat.

I don't fool with a lot of things that I can't have fun with. There's not much reward in that.

I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible.

Historians are like deaf people who go on answering questions that no one has asked them.

Communism is like one big phone company.

You have to understand, I don't play golf for fun. It's my business. When the mailman starts delivering mail on his off day, that's when I'll start playing golf for the hell of it. I like to play in tournaments. There are many great courses around the world that I have never played that are next door to tournaments. I have not played them because I don't play for fun.

It goes Christmas, New Year's Eve, Valentine's Day. Is that fair to anyone who's alone? These are all days you gotta be with someone. And if you didn't get around to killing yourself at Christmas or New Year's, boom! There's Valentine's Day. I think there should be one more after Valentine's Day just called, 'Who could love you?'

Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.