Fun Quotes - Page 278

Religion is just mind control.

I think I am, therefore, I am... I think.

One great thing about getting old is that you can get out of all sorts of social obligations just by saying you're too tired.

Let me get one thing straight; I'm not an authority on sex, I'm more of a fan. I think sex is nice; no family should be without it. Of course, there are other things that are just as important as sex, like uh . . . like uh . . . like . . . uh . . . well, I'll think of it later.

Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.

Many male habitues of massage parlors, like Talese, did not like solitary masturbation; in the parlance of the younger generation, it was a "downer." And yet to be masturbated by an appealing masseuse, to be in the physical presence of a woman with whom there was some communication and understanding, if not love, was gratifying and fun.

When we paint, whether it is on our bodies for ceremony or on bark or canvas for the market, we're not just painting for fun or profit, we're painting as we always have done to demonstrate our continuing link with our country and the rights and responsibilities we have to it.

At the time, it was a really funny joke [Fluffy] and I went back and forth with going against the joke or embrace it. I decided to embrace it and now we're talking about it, so it was a good call.

Remember that there's no one way of doing things. ... If you just get a hammer and hit it really hard, whatever it is, I guarantee you it'll open.

If criticism had any power to harm, the skunk would be extinct by now.

I find little in the works of Beethoven, Berlioz, Wagner and others when they are led by a conductor who functions like a windmill.

The East End of Glasgow is like the Olympics. Lots of foriegners in tracksuits struggling to speak English.

I honestly thought my marriage would work because me and the wife did share a sense of humour. We had to really, because she didn't have one.

'Cartoonists' dirty secret is that we tend to come up with stories that involve things that are really fun to draw.

I took biology in high school and didn't like it at all. It was focused on memorization. ... I didn't appreciate that biology also had principles and logic ... [rather than dealing with a] messy thing called life. It just wasn't organized, and I wanted to stick with the nice pristine sciences of chemistry and physics, where everything made sense. I wish I had learned sooner that biology could be fun as well.

When a man laughs at his troubles he loses a great many friends. They never forgive the loss of their prerogative.

A billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon you're talking about real money.

A typical triumph of modern science to find the only part of Randolph that was not malignant and remove it.

I like to imagine, if I was in the 1930s and was rich and a psychopathic killer, I probably would be moving about very freely and having a lot of fun.

I'd forgotten what it was like to play music and have it be fun so I decided to stop. I wasn't even sure if I was going to make a new record, I was just kinda quitting.

Ten soldiers wisely led will beat a hundred without a head.

Thank you for your cooperation and vice versa.

Don't ever follow me, because I am difficult.

Write it down in your own handwriting.

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.