Fun Quotes - Page 275

Can somebody explain to me why Pepsi and Coke advertise? Are we missing something? Seriously, everyone in this room has drank enough Pepsi and Coke in their lifetime they could piss it for a week.

If you stop eating donutes you will live 3 years longer.It's just 3 more years that you want a donut. < . ) < .

I would become a priest or a rabbi or a monk or whatever the hell was necessary to perform miracles such as taking money from someone else's pocket and putting it into mine, still remaining within the confines of the law.

I believe that everyone has the fundamental right to head to city hall with the person they love and get married. Period.

At one time or another the more fortunate among us make three startling discoveries. Discovery number one: Each one of us has, in varying degree, the power to make others feel better or worse. Discovery two: Making others feel better is much more fun than making them feel worse. Discovery three: Making others feel better generally makes us feel better.

Money is like love; it kills slowly and painfully the one who withholds it, and enlivens the other who turns it on his fellow man.

Makeup should be fun, not fascist.

I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and go to my sister's house and ask her for money.

What we are left with is an overmanipulated economy that can't function normally.

Science may be described as the art of systematic over-simplification.

Physically I'm not as strong as I was, but I try to make up for it mentally. It's a big challenge, and I relish it, competing with guys half my age.

I finally know what distinguishes man from the other beasts: financial worries.

If the Spray discovered no continents on her voyage, it may be that there were no more continents to be discovered. She did not seek new worlds, or sail to pow-wow about the dangers of the sea.

Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.

There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.

Music hath the charm to soothe a savage beast, but I'd try a revolver first.

A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost. She should go far. The sooner she starts, the better. The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of its behind.

He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.

Everyone coming out of a perfume store is smelling the back of their hand.

I love my parents. But I'm almost 28 and it's not fun to be asked, 'What are you doing today? What do you want for dinner? When are you going to be home?' It just makes you feel like a kid. It's this juxtaposition of feeling annoyed and really lucky to have people who love you so much.

It's all flags, fireworks, family, food and fun That's July Four July Five, the fun is done The fireworks are no more

It's time to stop producing stuff, and start producing fun.

Any fool can destroy trees. They cannot run away; and if they could, they would still be destroyed,-chased and hunted down as long as fun or a dollar could be got out of their bark hides, branching horns, or magnificent bole backbones. Few that fell trees plant them; nor would planting avail much towards getting back anything like the noble primeval forests. During a man's life only saplings can be grown, in the place of the old trees-tens of centuries old-that have been destroyed.

America is a land where men govern, but women rule.

You can't win a game if you don't score any points.