Fun Quotes - Page 265

Stephen Hawking: Brainier than Kurt Cobain's garage wall.

The thing I don't get about paedophilia... Why the hell do kids find old men in dirty raincoats so sexy?

People who think there's no good way to die have obviously never heard the phrase 'Drug-fuelled-sex-heart-attack'.

I was in a no-win situation, so I'm glad that I won rather than lost

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

I try and spend a lot of time with my kids. I try and have fun with my kids. I try to put father time in there.

The Bible is not a script for a funeral service, but it is the record of God always bringing life where we expected to find death. Everywhere it is the story of resurrection.

Finland has produced so many brilliant distance runners because back home it costs $2.50 a gallon for gas.

If you go long enough without a bath, even the fleas will let you alone.

Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something.

Not only does he have the NFC East record for touchdowns, but also the team record.

It's fun because you can escape and learn about what other people's minds have created. It inspires you to think maybe you could come up with a creature yourself. I like that.

One boy made fun of me because one day, I had really curly hair, and I wear glasses normally, and I also bite my nails. I feel like everyone is different in their own way, so, people shouldn't try to make them feel bad because of that.

Nick? Nick Hurley?" I asked, laughing. He took back his hat. "You'll be sorry to hear I don't make gross faces as much as I used to. Now I'd rather smile at girls." "I noticed" He waved his hat around as if he was trying to dry it, his green eyes sparkling at me, as full of fun and trouble as when he was in elementary school. I realxed.

Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels.

You don't want to see things as they are because your ego would have to admit that things outside yourself are necessary for the self to be. You still have fun, as most people do, from manipulating things.

People are giving birth underwater now. They say it's less traumatic for the baby because it's under water. But it's certainly more traumatic for the other people in the pool.

You'll be richer in the end than a prince, if you're a friend.

Why do I even dare to think I could dream I could imagine I could hope?!

I’ve spent too many years explaining who and what I am repeatedly, so as of this moment I officially secede from both races. I plan to start my own separate nation. Because I am half Ojibway and half Caucasian, we will be called the Occasions. And of course, since I’m founding the new nation, I will be a Special Occasion.

Moment I stop havin fun wit it, I'll be done wit it.

If everybody went to balls and did less drugs, itd be a fun world, wouldnt it?

Our young people are out on the streets looking for parties, a place to dance, looking for a scene. No institutions are providing them with alternatives, fun things to do that don't necessarily have alcohol at the center.

I do situations and make fun of authority and life.

You put a tattoo on yourself with the knowledge that this body is yours to have and enjoy while you're here. You have fun with it, and nobody else can control (supposedly) what you do with it. That's why tattooing is such a big thing in prison: it's an expression of freedom—one of the only expressions of freedom there. They can lock you down, control everything, but 'I've got my mind, and I can tattoo my body—alter it my way as an act of personal will.'