Fun Quotes - Page 262

We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.

Sweet, sweet burn of sun and summer wind, and you my friend, my new fun thing, my summer fling.

I think every young girl at some point in her early life wonders what it's like to be a princess. They like the idea of dressing up and the fun of it.

Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. With failure comes failure.

Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three children and no theories.

Men forget everything; women remember everything.

The world keeps ending but new people too dumb to know it keep showing up as if the fun's just started.

Teaching is a function, not a profession. Anything with something to offer can teach.

When I was in office the fundraising was done by the party treasurers.

I don't look to find an educated person in the ranks of university graduates, necessarily. Some of the most educated people I know have never been near a university.

Political correctness is a bit like a granny, a maiden aunt arriving at a party when everyone's having a good time. And she comes in, they all start sort of buttoning up and becoming self-conscious and behaving properly and then when she leaves, you can have fun again.

I didn't train all that time just to come here and get it over with as fast as I can

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.

I had a great bunch of kids. They all hung with us. The coaching staff hung with us. And we played tough every game. If you've got kids that want to play and react to you, it's fun. I'm having a good time.

If you're not having fun, your pictures will reflect that.

When you work with somebody you have chemistry with, it's easy and it's fun. You hardly call it work.

I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.

The men who go out the scientists who go out, they have so much fun on the way that when they get there well it's done. So they're looking for another thing. You see the objective may remain the same - the search - but you must get lost on the way, get stupid to my mind, this is what you do in theatre; a team of people go out to look for something, they find, maybe, something else.

I used to buy lottery tickets every week until I realised you could watch it on TV for nothing.

There was one time where I failed to perform sexually. My girlfriend said to me "oh don't worry, it happens to a lot of guys". Ok, there are two things wrong with that. First of all who are these other guys?, and second of all if it's happening to more than one of us, don't you think it could be YOUR fault?

It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead your made for life.

That is simply the most beautiful publishing office in the world, with that cranky old building in that wonderful park.

On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the church a free man.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

But now it seems possible that the truth about getting older is that there are fewer and fewer things to make fun of until finally there is nothing you are sure you will never be.