Fun Quotes - Page 259

Become more and more innocent, less knowledgeable and more childlike. Take life as fun - because that's precisely what it is!

When I was a kid my family was really poor and I remember one Halloween I wanted to dress up really scary and my parents came home with a duck costume. I wore that costume for years! I hated it.

British women can't cook.

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.

You know what keeps me humble? Mirrors!

When you play spin the bottle, if they don't want to kiss you they have to give you a quarter. Well, hell, by the time I was twelve years old I owned my own home.

The Brazilians were South American, and the Ukranians will be more European.

I hate to play a tournament in which I'm not contending. It's just not any fun for me.

Changing would not give me the best chance to win. I need to have fun. I need to attack.

I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings.

The jewel in the baby product crown is the stroller. And if in America you are what you drive, then in Parentland, you are what you push.

A wedding is like a funeral, but with musicians.

I'm great at a deathbed. I've never given tranquillisers or psychiatric medicine. I've given love and fun and creativity and passion and hope, and these things ease suffering.

At Epcot Center the Disney corporation has focused its attention on two things greatly in need of Disneyfication: the tedious future and the annoying whole wide world.

In Western Australia they don't even know how to make that vital piece of sailboating equipment, the gin and tonic.

The Arab peoples possess an ancient and highly developed civilization that is in many ways more sophisticated than our own. For instance, they invented algebra. And this is why we have to go to war with Saddam Hussein this minute and bomb the shish kebab out of him before he invents trig and chemistry and the whole of America flunks high school.

A community is infinitely more brutalised by the habitual employment of punishment than it is by the occasional occurence of crime.

There are many things that we would throw away if we were not afraid that others might pick them up.

He is really not so ugly after all, provided, of course, that one shuts one's eyes, and does not look at him.

I have always been of opinion that a man who desires to get married should know either everything or nothing.

There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.

It's really on the streets, if I'm in a car, or I'm walking by, and I see a girl. And you can see it, on her face, you can see it in her step and the way that she moves and flows, and you're like: "You go girl." And it's fun, and sometimes you just have to go up and be like, "You look fantastic!"

I was provided with additional input that was radically different from the truth. I assisted in furthering that version.

When I go abroad I always sail from Boston because it is such a pleasant place to get away from.

Do not listen to those who weep and complain, for their disease is contagious.