Fun Quotes - Page 263

Lesson for the day, kids: hangovers are real, and they are the opposite of fun.

It's hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old.

Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? You put on something from the cleaners, they're gonna spit up just like that. My wardrobe looks like we have condors living in our yard.

If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out.

There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes

Most people named Willie are either in prison or on the armwrestling circuit.

Fight the staggering rise of type-2 diabetes by simply learning to cook healthy fresh food - it's fun, and it could save your life!

Fun for us just happens to be screwing around with anything that gets our attention and is thought-provoking.

If you're having fun, if you're working with people you love working with, then the results are always going to be exciting.

The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that Man is the more laughable of the two animals

We make mistakes, we have our faults, and God knows some of us have more than our share, but when danger threatens and duty calls, we go smiling to our own funeral.

Keeping the head still is golf's one universal, unarguable fundamental.

During my childhood, I was surrounded by actors and all I remember is they were fun to be around. That kind of sticks.

The meek shall inherit the Earth, but not its mineral rights.

Films, like memories, seem to re-shoot themselves over the years, reflecting our latest needs and obsessions. In many cases they can change completely, and reveal unexpected depths and shallows. Will Four Weddings and a Funeral be seen one day as a vicious social satire? Could Jaws become as tearful and sentimental as Bambi?

Moving from Wales to Italy is like moving to a different country.

As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.

There is an ancient Celtic axiom that says 'Good people drink good beer.' Which is true, then as now. Just look around you in any public barroom and you will quickly see: Bad people drink bad beer. Think about it.

The manipulation of statistical formulas is no substitute for knowing what one is doing.

A good scare is worth more than good advice.

It has long been recognized by public men of all kinds. . . that statistics come under the head of lying, and that no lie is so false or inconclusive as that which is based on statistics.

I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle baby.

Was that suit made to order? Where were you at the time?

My wife has a black belt in shopping.