Fun Quotes - Page 245

Marketing is the distinguishing, unique function of the business.

I don't accept flowers. I take nothing perishable.

History, of course, is never real. People either glorify it or horrify it. Or at the very least color it.

My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'

Find fitness with fun dancing. It is fun and makes you forget about the dreaded exercise.

If only faces could talk.

I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.

My life is, like, really, really fun.

One of these suburbs is actually named Stalingrad, which goes to show that the French have learned nothing about politics since they guillotined all the smart people in 1793.

he must deny his right to himself, and he must realize who Jesus Christ is before he will bring himself to do it. Beware of refusing to go to the funeral of your own independence

All art is quite useless.

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.

Bigamy ? It's having one wife too much... ...Monogamy ? It's the same.

Before most people start boasting about their family tree, they already have done a good pruning job.

Last time you bring me pie, I cut into it, with my tiny pie cutter, and millions of birds flew out hitting me in the eyes and the temples... it was a trick pie!

There's not enough psychedelic stuff on TV. I want the world to be a bit weirder than it is. I hate reality, so I hate reality TV. But I love Columbo.

I always feel like I'm rehearsing. I'm a workaholic. But youve got to let go and trust and enjoy! I'm a real perfectionist. Its probably my biggest disadvantage. But as long as I can go out there, trust in the work and just have fun, thats what matters.

I love acting, but it's much more fun taking the kids to the zoo.

When you're 19, a threesome is normal. It's fun.

Every time I get in the studio, I feel like I wanna have some fun. My fun is not doing the easy work. My fun is doing what's me.

Rally points scoring is twenty for the fastest, eighteen for the second fastest, right down to six points for the slowest fastest.

Golf isn't supposed to be work. It's to have fun.

Comedy clubs have brick walls behind the performer. Bricks make you funny. When I'm in front of a fireplace, I'm hilarious.

I want to ride in a cold air balloon. "This isn't going anywhere!"

Tony the Tiger usually thinks that stuff is great.