Fun Quotes - Page 243

Be a friend to thyself, and others will be so too.

Somewhere around the place I've got an unfinished short story about Schrodinger's Dog; it was mostly moaning about all the attention the cat was getting.

There's nothing wrong with delighting in what you do. In fact, most of the fun you'll have as a poet will come about during the process of writing.

The Tinted Windows shows were very fun but it's very different for me as a performer. I'm not playing music - I'm just singing and I missed that. I miss rocking out on keys, drums, guitar... whatever it is.

If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?

I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck. I stood in line for some cake. They said, "Do you want white cake or chocolate cake?" I said, "yes."

Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night.

I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one – it wasn’t doing what I was doing.

I saw a man with a wooden leg and a real foot.

I was watching the Superbowl with my 92 year old grandfather. The team scored a touchdown. They showed the instant replay. He thought they scored another one. I was gonna tell him, but I figured the game HE was watching was better.

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the postmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "What for?"

Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.

It's just, it's fun to stay in the game.

You have more fun and enjoy more financial success when you stop trying to get what you want and start helping other people get what they want.

Skateboarding is training, but I don't think of it as training. It's fun.

Yes, you can lose somebody overnight, yes, your whole life can be turned upside down. Life is short. It can come and go like a feather in the wind.

I'm the guy in the crowd making fun of the hero's shirt.

Kolkata is a great city, has great food and great people. We had some problems finding the kind of old buildings we were looking for, and even handling the crowds, but on the whole it was fun shooting there.

Research tells us that fourteen out of any ten individuals like chocolate.

You'll see a lot of funny stuff, you'll see a lot of daddy knows best stuff, you'll see a lot of me and my wife trying to hold the family together.

I've never said flange to a monkey!

'Come back here, I'm a police officer!' and I shouted back 'No you're not! You're a monster!'