Fun Quotes - Page 244

The last time I saw African kids this excited, Madonna was at their school with a net.

The Internet has been the most fundamental change during my lifetime and for hundreds of years.

It's silly talking about how many years we will have to spend in the jungles of Vietnam when we could pave the whole country and put parking stripes on it and still be home by Christmas.

I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.

He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces

Well, Clive, it's all about the two Ms - movement and positioning.

For us the most important thing is to be visual, and for the cats watching us to have fun. This is all we want. We get very upset if people get bored when we're only half way through smashing the second set.

Here's how much I know about hockey. Mike Royko and I were in a tiny bar one winter night, and the radio kept reporting goals by the Blackhawks. I mentioned how frequently the team was scoring. 'You're listening to the highlights,' Royko observed.

In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window.

We don't function well as human beings when we're in isolation.

Had be been Shakespeare, he would then have written Troilus and Cressidato brand the offending sex; but being only a little dog, he began to bite them.

The world has fundamentally changed. It fundamentally changed when the Berlin Wall came down and the 'evil empire' ceased to exist. We are engaged around the world whether we like it or not.

To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'

You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.

You…you got rid of that dress fast," I pointed out between heavy breaths. "I thought you liked it." "I do like it," he said. His breathing was as heavy as mine. "I love it." And then he took me to the bed.

It's not nice to make fun of people with issues.

We drove for the sheer fun of driving because there wasn't that much money to be made.

I had a prejudice against the British until I discovered that fifty percent of them were female.

I'm dying and I'm having fun. And I'm going to keep having fun every day I have left.

I am going to keep having fun every day I have left, because there is no other way of life. You just have to decide whether you are a Tigger or an Eeyore.

When I got up I stuck to my plan - stumbling forward and getting hit in the face.

Well, I'm not at all like the tough, sexy femme fatale in Confidence but it's fun to play people who're really different from you, from different cultures and places. I suppose I'm a bit quieter than most of the people I play.

Violence is one of the most fun things to watch.

The work, the work, the work. This is what the business is all about. This is the fun, the glory, the pleasure. It's the only true measure of an agency. In the absence of great work, nothing else matters.

If you have the stomach for stocks, but neither the time nor the inclination to do the homework, invest in equity mutual funds.