Fun Quotes - Page 235

Live honestly to a higher note. Life is too short. So, do the best you can and live your life to a higher note.

I could party in a cardboard box with people who are funny and don't care. For me, it's really about who I surround myself with, so I just try to always be with hilarious people.

I was a hop-around. I hung out with the rockabilly crew, the guys who were trying to be rappers, the funny kids.

You can't even go to Heaven if you get killed by Spinach, you can't even go. You don't even know what to tell Jesus. You Just 'You know what Jesus, I did have a salad, I really Did I- I Didn't know what I was thinking about.

We ought to enjoy our food, we ought to take time and care and prepare it correctly, and we ought to have fun doing it and make it a communal event.

Beauty fades, dumb is forever.

My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnest, the journey of life, is to take their heart in one hand and a club in the other.

People spend so much time in their cars, and it's a legal way to have fun by speeding a little bit or testing yourself a little bit, and you get to invest in your car. For some people, it becomes their baby.

You use your money to buy privacy because during most of your life you aren't allowed to be normal.

Ugliness is better than beauty. It lasts longer and in the end, gravity will get us all.

A two-pound turkey and a fifty-pound cranberry-that's Thanksgiving dinner at Three Mile Island.

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, "if you want it your way, cook it yourself".

New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.

I wanted to do my part to help preserve that golden age of travel... I step aboard The Patron Tequila Express railcar, and I go back in time to the days when a long journey was something fun and very special.

Boom, boom, foom, poom! He just ran right at 'em!

My heart is really pounding," I said. "That's how you know you're having fun," Margo said.

The principal role of the mutual fund is to serve its investors.

Fund investors are confident that they can easily select superior fund managers. They are wrong.

If you can't make fun of yourself, you don't have any right to make fun of others

What was the idea behind Hot Pockets? Was there a marketing meeting somewhere, 'Hey I got an idea: How about we take a Pop-Tart and fill it with really nasty meat? You could cook it in a sleeve thing, and you could dunk it in the toilet.'

If you are patient...and wait long enough...Nothing will happen

In acting you do a lot of research. Audience watch Jet Li because of the fight. They watch other actors because they are funny. If they want funny, they don't want to see Jet Li, they watch the other guy. That's the reality I face, until the one day I can prove I can make film without action that is a fun movie. Then everybody will say Jet Li, hmmm.

Being a good husband is like being a good stand-up comic - you need ten years before you can even call yourself a beginner.

Amazing things happen when you're having fun and doing something you love.

I saw the Ramones, early on at a country-rock palace in Denver. They were opening for some record-company band, so the local music establishment, and I emphasize the word "establishment," was there in force, and the handful of us who knew the Ramones were up in front. And half the fun was, you know, not only were the Ramones the most powerful band I had ever seen at that point, but they made it look so simple - that anyone could do it, hell, even I could do it. This is what I should be doing.