Fun Quotes - Page 237

It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realize how often they burst into flames.

If there is one thing fundamental to the life of the spirit it is the absence of force.

I am irritated by my own writing. I am like a violinist whose ear is true, but whose fingers refuse to reproduce precisely the sound he hears within.

If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

I always start my breakfast out with oatmeal, because it's full of vitamin D, it's a great carb, and you can get, like, some fun flavors in there.

I cannot tell you how grateful I am - I am filled with humidity.

Will the highways on the Internet become more few?

Television is of great educational value. It teaches you while still young how to (a) kill, (b) rob, (c) embezzle, (d) shoot, (e) poison, and, generally speaking, (f) how to grow up into a Wild West outlaw or gangster by the time you leave school.

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth.

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.

If drumsticks are for playing drums, you would think that breadsticks would be for playing bread, wouldn't you? "Would you like some breadsticks?" "No, thank you, I don't play bread. I play drums. Perhaps I'll have a drum roll."

What wine goes with Captain Crunch?

Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?

Every man over forty is a scoundrel.

I'd like to think that the boring lady who's talking to me now is a lot sexier and more interesting than the one who's doing NPR. You know, studious and reserved, and - I bet you're a lot of fun at a party.

Some people have different ways than yours of having fun. You can't judge 'em, you can't dismiss 'em, and you can't say, 'what an idiot, what a food.' You just have to accept their truth of their harmony with what they wanna do in their heart. As long as it's not hurting anyone.

I think a business guy is different from an artist. They walk different paths. Artists create the best outputs when they're having fun. And when a good business partner supports them from the side, it creates great synergy. When someone's trying to do both, I think the music gets bad and the business gets bad, too.

Baloney is flattery laid on so thick it cannot be true, and blarney is flattery so thin we love it.

I received my undergraduate degree in engineering in 1939 and a Master of Science degree in mathematical physics in 1941 at Steven Institute of Technology.

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.

I live in a flat with 3 women, I call it surround sound. I keep the ugly one behind the sofa as a woofer.

Doctor told me I've got two weeks to live. I said: "Can I have the last week in July and the 1st week in August?"

Richard Burton had a tremendous passion for the English language, especially the spoken and written word

I hesitate to add, but I will, that this is fun. God means Christianity to be fun. There is to be a reality of love and communication in the Christian-to-Christian relationship, individually and corporately, which is completely and truly personal.