Fun Quotes - Page 236

I notice my wife when she's on the phone with her friends, man they will share every animate details of their lives with each other. See men once we become friends with another man we may never say another word to him, unless there's valuable information that needs to be exchanged. Things like "Hey Jim, your shirt's on fire."

Loneliness is the fundamental force that urgees mystics to a deeper union with God... An experience of God quenches this thirst for the absolute but at the same time, paradoxiacally, whets it, because this is an experience that can never be total; by necessity, the knowledge of God is always partial. So loneliness opens up mystics to a desire to love each other and every human being as God loves them.

A sentence from Psalm 101 has been both challenging and convicting for me: 'I will walk in my house with blameless heart' (Psalm 101-2, NIV). When God speaks to me about being more loving, this verse reminds me to make application in my family first-and then to others. It forces me to ask, 'Am I more spiritual, more loving, or more fun somewhere else? Who gets my best-my family or others?'

You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day.

Thanksgiving, when the Indians said, "Well, this has been fun, but we know you have a long voyage back to England".

When I buy cookies I eat just four and throw the rest away. But first I spray them with Raid so I won't dig them out of the garbage later. Be careful, though, because Raid really doesn't taste that bad.

I went to college on a classical piano scholarship. My grandmother made me practice one full hour a day. Every day. Man. I thought all she wanted was for me not to have any fun. Next thing you know, you have a career in music. Now, not everybody's going to go on and be Mozart or Michael Jackson. But music makes you smarter.

The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.

If we see light at the end of the tunnel, it's the light of the oncoming train.

You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib; she was made from his funny bone.

If you're into what you're playing, that's the most important thing.

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

Ideally, couples need three lives; one for him, one for her, and one for them together.

I've always had an urge to feed my need to have fun and feel free. I don't see any interesting alternatives.

The fun of getting dressed is it's a creative experience.

It's not a terribly original thing to say, but I love Raymond Carver. For one thing, he's fun to read out loud.

Seeing my son getting roughed up by the police is not fun. It brings back memories of when I got roughed up by them. He grew up totally different than how I grew up, and to me, he shouldn't have to go through that.

Training a dog, to me, is on a par with learning to dance with my wife or teaching my son to ski. These are fun things we do together. If anyone even talks about dominating the dog or hurting him or fighting him or punishing him, don't go there.

When I'm training a dog, I develop a relationship with that dog. He's my buddy, and I want to make training fun.

I hate funerals. They aren't for the guy who's dead. They're for the guys who are left alive and enjoy mourning.

In the ring, it's fun to be the bad guy, but 24 hours a day, when you have to talk to kids, and you see Make-A-Wish kids that love you, the bad guy stuff is not fun. I'd rather be a good guy 24 hours a day than a bad guy just for a few minutes in the ring.

I want to lie, shipwrecked and comatose, Drinking fresh mango juice. Goldfish shoals, nibbling at my toes. Fun fun fun in the sun sun sun. Fun fun fun in the sun sun sun.

Some years ago - never mind how long precisely - having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world.

It cannot but happen?that those will survive whose functions happen to be most nearly in equilibrium with the modified aggregate of external forces? This survival of the fittest implies multiplication of the fittest.

I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.