Fun Quotes - Page 232

Everything for me started with my love of the sport. In society we're losing the fun with kids and pushing success on them too hard. Success comes from fun.

I could do nice, but it's just not as much fun. Being nice isn't my biggest goal in life. I'm trying to be honest about who I am, and that's not always nice. I'm not always the world's cheerleader.

The function of the flashback is Freudian...You have to let them wander like the imagination or like a dream.

Almost every man wastes part of his life attempting to display qualities which he does not possess.

You know, if you play on home soil sometimes funny things can happen and you have that push of the crowd.

Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories: those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.

Life always has an unhappy ending, but you can have a lot of fun along the way, and everything doesn't have to be dripping in deep significance.

I come home from work early one day, and I see a guy jogging down the street in his underwear. I ask him, "Why are you jogging in your underwear?" He says, "You came home from work early".

I asked my old man if I could go ice-skating on the lake. He told me, "Wait til it gets warmer."

In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say 'Stop, or I'll say stop again.'

When I was growing up they used to say, "Robin, drugs can kill you." Now that I'm 58 my doctor's telling me, "Robin, you need drugs to live." I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer.

A funny thing happened to the First Amendment on its way to the public forum. According to the Supreme Court, money is now speech and corporations are now people. But when real people without money assemble to express their dissatisfaction with the political consequences of this, they’re treated as public nuisances and evicted.

I hate people who cry around me. I'm not friends with them anymore. Especially girls. Cuz girls are crying all the time. It's like, 'Shut up.'

More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.

Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did.

We tend to think of innovation as difficult, but with the creative use of The 80/20 Principle innovation can be both easy and fun!

When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk.

Life does not require us to be consistent, cruel, patient, helpful, angry, rational, thoughtless, loving, rash, open-minded, neurotic, careful, rigid, tolerant, wasteful, rich, downtrodden, gentle, sick, considerate, funny, stupid, healthy, greedy, beautiful, lazy, responsive, foolish, sharing, pressured, intimate, hedonistic, industrious, manipulative, insightful, capricious, wise, selfish, kind or sacrificed. Life does, however, require us to live with the consequences of our choices.

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it.

The only purpose of advertising is to sell. It has no other function worth mentioning.

For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two.

To be honest dinner conversations was the worst bit about being a child and listening to the boring people around me.

To many people holidays are not voyages of discovery, but a ritual of reassurance.

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

Sri Yukteswar used to poke gentle fun at the commonly inadequate conceptions of renunciation."A beggar cannot renounce wealth," Master would say. "If a man laments: 'My business has failed; my wife has left me; I will renounce all and enter a monastery,' to what worldly sacrifice is he referring? He did not renounce wealth and love; they renounced him!"Saints like Gandhi, on the other hand, have made not only tangible material sacrifices, but also the more difficult renunciation of selfish motive and private goal, merging their inmost being in the stream of humanity as a whole.