Fun Quotes - Page 230

Flying might not be all plain sailing, but the fun of it is worth the price.

Friendship: A ship big enough for two in fair weather, but only one in foul.

In Hollywood, we have some of the richest unemployed people in the world. They have sun tans. Some of them have chauffeurs in Rolls-Royces waiting outside. They have their golf clubs ready in the car. There is no law that says you cannot play golf while being unemployed.

Adultery - which is the only grounds for divorce in New York - is not grounds for divorce in California. As a matter of fact, adultery in Southern California is grounds for marriage.

These powerbrokers, which bomb innocent countries and slaughter people, and, you know, pump the food chain full of garbage and just everything else they do, it's probably something fun for them. They really get off on being bad little boys.

Necessity may be mother of invention, but fun is the father.

An athlete who tells you the training is always easy and always fun simply hasn't been there. Goals can be elusive which makes the difficult journey all the more rewarding.

They are enlightened who join in this play knowing it as play, for people suffer only because they take as serious what the gods made for fun.

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich.

You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

Remember that sports are meant to be fun. Don't let someone make the sport unfun for you.

My headshot is a scratch and sniff, it smells like failure and onions.

When you look like I do its hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese.

I never said most of the things I said.

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.

What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?

What has gotten into you lately? Save a little craziness for menopause!

As a boy, I was ashamed to wear glasses. I memorized the eye chart, and then on the test they asked essay questions.

Eternity is really long, especially near the end.

There is no such thing as a good tax.

Nothing is so much fun as business. I do not expect to do anything but work as long as I can stand up.

The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.

Do you not know I am a woman? when I think, I must speak.

Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.