Fun Quotes - Page 210

Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner.

Better mad with the rest of the world than wise alone.

Who people like is their own business. It don't concern me. I know what I do - and I'm having a lot of fun with the women that I'm with.

After I die, I shall return to earth as a gatekeeper of a bordello and I won't let any of you enter.

I have a love interest in every one of my films: a gun.

What fills us is real, sweet, dopey, funny life.

Being nice to people is, in fact, one of the incidental tenets of Christianity, as opposed to other religions whose tenets are more along the lines of 'kill everyone who doesn't smell bad and doesn't answer to the name Mohammed'

It's paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone.

All Americans mourn the passing of the author of the Declaration of Independence, George Jefferson.

Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death.

We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls.

No one looks stupid when they're having fun.

I know quickly whether a guy is boyfriend material. If I can have a good time doing absolutely nothing with him, then that's boyfriend material for me. Like if we're able to have fun at a gas station. I've had some really good times at gas stations.

Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves.

True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.

Boredom!!! Shooting!!! Shelling!!! People being killed!!! Despair!!! Hunger!!! Misery!!! Fear!!! That's my life! The life of an innocent eleven-year-old schoolgirl!! A schoolgirl without a school, without the fun and excitement of school. A child without games, without friends, without the sun, without birds, without nature, without fruit, without chocolate or sweets, with just a little powdered milk. In short, a child without a childhood.

Do you ever do something, and then think to yourself: That's So Raven?

Elegance is no longer significant; clothes have to be fun.

I believe that the purpose of life is, at least in part, to be happy. Based on this belief, Ruby is designed to make programming not only easy but also fun. It allows you to concentrate on the creative side of programming, with less stress.

The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in.

Funk is the unending cycle of life.

I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.