Fun Quotes - Page 188

A good funeral gets the dead where they need to go and the living where they need to be.

Every time I work on something, fun comes first. Whatever it is I think if you have fun doing it, the other things will follow. Albums sales or ranking on charts aren't important.

Middle Age is that perplexing time of life when we hear two voices calling us, one saying, 'Why not?' and the other, 'Why bother?'

So that's when I saw the DNA model for the first time, in the Cavendish, and that's when I saw that this was it. And in a flash you just knew that this was very fundamental.

The Super Bowl is Americana at its most kitsch and fun.

When I have a kid, I want to buy one of those strollers for twins. Then put the kid in and run around, looking frantic. When he gets older, I'd tell him he used to have a brother, but he didn't obey.

I recently went to the hardware store and I bought some used paint... it was in a shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. So I had to buy them again.

I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.

My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.

Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.

To confine our attention to terrestrial matters would be to limit the human spirit.

I have been practising since I was 4 or 5 years old, but that wasn't really practice. I was just having fun.... I just loved to play hockey.

I know a way to stay friends forever, There's really nothing to it, I tell you what to do, And you do it.

The best thing about being a woman, is the prerogative to have a little fun!

The Heimlich maneuver works on house pets. My pit bull was choking on his dinner. I squeezed his stomach and the neighbor's cat shot right out.

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.

You can't take credit for your talents, but it matters that you use them. You can't really be blamed for your weaknesses, but it matters that you correct them. So pride and shame don't make a lot of sense, in the final analysis, but they weren't much fun anyway.

I think about death a lot, like I think we all do. I don't think of suicide as an option, but as fun. It's an interesting idea that you can control how you go. It's this thing that's looming, and you can control it.

The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing.

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

If people are coming to work excited. . . if they're making mistakes freely and fearlessly. . . if they're having fun. . . if they're concentrating on doing things rather than preparing reports and going to meetings-then somewhere you have leaders.

People forget what a big issue toilet training is for adults and kids, and it is not fun, especially when you're in a car on the interstate.