Fun Quotes - Page 185

Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same.

I told him, 'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said, 'Coach, I don't know and I don't care.

Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.

You're only as good as your last haircut.

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.

How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.

Don’t just follow the trend. You may have heard me say that it’s good to think in terms of the physics approach of first principles. Which is, rather than reasoning by analogy, you boil things down to the most fundamental truths you can imagine and you reason up from there.

Journalism is organized gossip.

I love humanity but I hate people.

A kiss, when all is said, what is it? A rosy dot placed on the 'I' in loving; Tis a secret told to the mouth instead of to the ear.

Look at me! Look at me! Look at me NOW! It is fun to have fun But you have to know how.

If you really believe death leads to eternal bliss then why are you wearing a seatbelt?

Through daily yoga practice we can become present to our own fundamental goodness and the goodness of others

The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing.

I shall miss all the people in it and the great fun we had doing it. I enjoyed playing the character very much. It was a very, very special character and a very special series. And the camaraderie of it all. I loved it.

I wish I had more hands, so I could give those titties four thumbs down!

Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.

So, I travel a lot. I hate traveling, mostly 'cause my dad used to beat me with a globe.

You see a guy with one leg, he's got a story. "Land mine '69." You see a guy with one arm, he's got a story, too. "Snow blower, bottle of whiskey." You see a guy with one tooth, what would the story be? "Well, uh, I like a lot of taffy."

I'm shooting in Brooklyn, we've got all kinds of crap going on, and I'm all alone now in a big hotel suite that you can't believe the size of it and a thing sticks in my foot and I just think it's the funniest thing that's ever happened to me.

I started my own foundation. If you aren't familiar with it, it's called 'Febreezing the homeless.' Who would you rather give money to: a man that smells 4like liquiid garbage, or ocean breeze?

It's all fun and games until someone gets a boner.

Today's unspeakable perversion is tomorrow's kink, is next week's good clean fun

Part of the charm of basketball lies in the fact that it's a simple game to understand. Players race up and down a fairly small area indoors and stuff the ball into a ring with Madonna's dress hanging on it.

I’ve been involved in a number of cults both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower but you make more money as a leader.