Fun Quotes - Page 184

Take life on life's terms - one day at a time. And have fun while you're doing it.

Rock is so much fun. That's what it's all about - filling up the chest cavities and empty kneecaps and elbows.

God, do I hate my little fat tits. You ever pinch your little meat tits and wish you were dead? You ever just stand naked in the mirror. "You little fat-titted mediocre failure!" You ever do that for 3 hours on New Year's Eve.

I wish I had AIDS so I could bite somebody.

My personal advice is to go to school first and get a liberal arts education, and then if you want to pursue acting, go to graduate school.

He hears the silence howling catches angels as they fall, and the all time winner has got him by the fun.

Kill one man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill them all, and you are a god.

Tell him he can have my title, but I want it back in the morning.

Every man has one thing he can do better than anyone else--and usually it's reading his own handwriting.

Love has the power of making you believe what you would normally treat with the deepest suspicion.

Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today's tasks.

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation... The other eight are unimportant.

Statistics are no substitute for judgment.

A Polish man in a helicopter. Goes up to 800 feet. Down it comes! What happened? "It got chilly up there, so I turned off the fan!"

My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but can she climb a tree.

Sometimes I get it right and I sometimes I get it wrong. But fashion is all about having fun. I think fashion has been hijacked by the fashion industry creating rules on what one should wear and I feel like breaking the mold and seeing that the world won’t crumble.

You have to treat yourself every once in a while, get to the fun stuff!

I think that all good, right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not, and I'm sick and tired of being told that I am.

In the Seventies and Eighties we all had our fun, and now and then we went really too far. But, ultimately, it required a certain amount of clear thinking, a lot of hard work and good make-up to be accepted as a freak.

Acting is not about dressing up. Acting is about stripping bare. The whole essence of learning lines is to forget them so you can make them sound like you thought of them that instant.

The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.

There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting!

I think TV remotes should have a button that allows you to kill the person on the screen.

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.

When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile.