Fun Quotes - Page 186

They must often change, who would be constant in happiness or wisdom.

When you see a good man, try to emulate his example, and when you see a bad man, search yourself for his faults.

When you wrestle with a pig, he has fun, and you just end up dirty.

They had a... dog called Bluey. A know psychopath, Bluey would attack himself if nothing else was available.

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer.

Right now I'm pretty single... My career is my boyfriend.

we dance even if there's no radio. we drink at funerals. we talk too much & laugh too loud & live too large, and, frankly, we're suspicious of others who don't.

Comedy is the blues for people who can’t sing.

I have a sense of humor; but over the years that sense has developed one blind spot. I can no longer laugh at ignorance or stupidity. Those are our chief enemies, and it is dangerous to make fun of them.

One of my favorite things to make is homemade sushi. I know how to make the rolls and it's really fun to do.

We are in the process of creating what deserves to be called the idiot culture. Not an idiot sub-culture, which every society has bubbling beneath the surface and which can provide harmless fun; but the culture itself. For the first time, the weird and the stupid and the coarse are becoming our cultural norm, even our cultural ideal.

Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves.

I got a horse for my wife. I thought it was a fair swap.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.

The most fundamental problem in software development is complexity. There is only one basic way of dealing with complexity: divide and conquer

Be bold. If you're going to make an error, make a doozy, and don't be afraid to hit the ball.

They think they can make fuel from horse manure - now, I don't know if your car will be able to get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.

The weatherman is always right. It's just his timing that's off.

Relaxed Empiricism -- I only believe something to be true if someone I know quite well tells me if happened.

The reason we'd stopped was that the buffet car was on fire, that was the reason we stopped. One of the giant biscuits spontaneously combusted out of boredom. Whoever was charged with making the announcement momentarily lost all sense of procedure and we got this tantalizing glimpse into the chaos on the trains, and all we could hear was (bangs on microphone) "Gary, it's burning, what we gonna do?!" And everyone on the carriage just cheered, "Hooray! We're rubbish!"

"Rabbit's clever," said Pooh thoughtfully. "Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit's clever." "And he has Brain." "Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit has Brain." There was a long silence. "I suppose," said Pooh, "that that's why he never understands anything."

. . . to know the order of nature, and regard the universe as orderly is the highest function of the mind.

As long as you're having fun, that's the key. The moment it becomes a grind, it's over.

That is the thankless position of the father in the family-the provider for all, and the enemy of all.