Fun Quotes - Page 116

On the whole, human beings want to be good, but not too good, and not quite all the time.

If you let your head get too big, it'll break your neck.

You can't cry on a diamond's shoulder, and diamonds won't keep you warm at night, but they're sure fun when the sun shines.

I'm quite a compulsive person-I only worked this out recently - I'm compulsive, but I'm also very indecisive. I don't know what I want, but I know that I want it now.

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.

Powder snow skiing is not fun. It is life, fully lived, life lived in a blaze of reality. What we experience in powder is the original human self, which lies deeply inside each of us, still undamaged in spite of what our present culture tries to do to us. Once experienced, this kind of living is recognized as the only way to live — fully aware of the earth and the sky and the gods and you, the mortal, playing among them.

Have you heard about the morning after pill, or what I like to call breakfast in bed. Well have you heard about how some of the girls who have taken have died a few days later? Talk about two birds, looks like I will be going to the game this weekend boys.

Work like Hell. Share all you know. Abide by your handshake. Have fun.

Strange medical news from Pakistan: A man had a successful organ transplant with a dog. They gave the man a dog's organ. In a related story today, Keith Richards was seen chasing a mailman.

We should not pretend to understand the world only by the intellect. The judgement of the intellect is only part of the truth.

I like having that juxtaposition where you can have a very triumphant sounding song and then throw in all this crazy imagery. That's part of the fun of writing, you know?

I don't do drugs anymore... than, say, the average touring funk band.

If I had a dollar for every time someone made fun of me in high school-oh wait, I do!

I hate storms, but calms undermine my spirits.

I love my job. I love fighting for what I believe in. I love having fun while doing it. I love reporting stories that the Complex refuses to report. I love fighting back, I love finding allies, and - famously - I enjoy making enemies.

Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.

It's like deja-vu, all over again.

I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.

Whenever there is a hard job to be done I assign it to a lazy man; he is sure to find an easy way of doing it.

There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.

First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.

The trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably reminds the other fellow of a dull one.

A person who knows how to laugh at himself will never ceased to be amused.

Big Poppa Pump is your hook up, and the next heavyweight championship of the world!

You have to believe that you can act and that you're the right person for the job but I think it's good to not always know how you're going to do it. The fun part is trying to figure it out.