Fun Quotes - Page 118

The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 A.M.

To help a friend in need is easy, but to give him your time is not always opportune.

There is hardship in everything except eating pancakes.

We don't stop going to school when we graduate.

The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada and stuff.

It is better to be unfaithful than to be faithful without wanting to be.

Life is a game, and it's much more fun if you play it as your own game, so stay light and loose and relaxed.

Any other town you go to there's this little devil and a little angel on your shoulder. A little good advice, a little bad advice.You go to Las Vegas, there's like a devil and a devil and they're just battling it out the whole time. It's like, "Smoke some crack!" "Get a hooker!" And then I go, "YEA! Yea, this is a good town. Smoke some crack and get a hooker! Alright!"

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.

Each generation has been an education for us in different ways. The first child-with-bloody-nose was rushed to the emergency room. The fifth child-with-bloody-nose was told to go to the yard immediately and stop bleeding on the carpet.

Congress is furious at the Secret Service for consorting with hookers, which has traditionally been Congress's role.

I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.

I think my idea of retirement might be to one day work a 40-hour week.

I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

Do you want to be mesmermized by the physical phenomenon?

Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.

I can't take his genius any more.

It's absolutely fun to walk around and have people respect you. When Michael Jackson did Thriller, I was in the park one day, and a girl came up to me and said, "Man, the only people they talk about around here are Michael Jackson and you." It was pretty flattering to be considered in the same light as the king of pop in my area.

Coding is the language of the future, and every girl should learn it. As I've learned from watching girls grow and learn in our classrooms, coding is fun, collaborative and creative.

I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested the kitchen.

Oh, that dog! Ever hear of a German Shepherd that bites its nails? Barks with a lisp? You say, "Attack!" And he has one. All he does is piddle. He's nothing but a fur-covered kidney that barks.

It is great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people.

Everything in life that’s any fun, as somebody wisely observed, is either immoral, illegal or fattening.