Fun Quotes - Page 119

Love is like a war; easy to start but hard to end and you never know where it might take you.

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.

Until God opens the next door, praise Him in the hallway.

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her.

One of life's most painful moments comes when we must admit that we didn't do our homework, that we are not prepared.

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.

What happens after you die? Lot's of things happen after you die - they just don't involve you

Make it simple. Make it memorable. Make it inviting to look at. Make it fun to read.

I live in my own little world. But its ok, they know me here.

Their is no defense against criticism except obscurity.

If you spend too much time learning the 'tricks' of the trade, you may not learn the trade. There are no shortcuts. If you're working on finding a short cut, the easy way, you're not working hard enough on the fundamentals. You may get away with it for a spell, but there is no substitute for the basics. And the first basic is good, old fashioned hard work.

I wouldn't perform in front of the Nazis. I hear they didn't take freedom of speech too well. It would be a fun gig to rip into them, but I don't think the ending would be great for me.

The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal.

Do good. Inspire. Set an example to yourself and others. Have faith. Make your actions loud. Have fun. Be nice. Love strong.

True humor is fun - it does not put down, kid, or mock. It makes people feel wonderful, not separate, different, and cut off. True humor has beneath it the understanding that we are all in this together.

No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there's too much fraternizing with the enemy.

When you battle with your conscience and lose, you win.

Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.

The lunatic fringe wags the underdog.

Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having sex years ago!

I read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First, I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whatever end I like best.

Some people are amazed at my brain, but really it's nothing.

My dream was to be either a volleyball player or a veterinarian.

How wonderful opera would be if there were no singers.

All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.