Fun Quotes - Page 114

It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.

A funny thing about tolerant people? They're really only tolerant when you agree with them.

We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.

Las Vegas is the only place I know where money really talks--it says, Goodbye.

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.

I was making pancakes the other day and a fly flew into the kitchen. And that's when I realized that a spatula is a lot like a fly-swatter. And a crushed fly is a lot like a blueberry. And a roommate is a lot like a fly eater.

So with imagination, ingenuity and audacity, explore, discover, change the world. And have fun while you're at it. Always take time out to love and to live. You're going to be busy, but never forget family and friends.

If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example.

Man who stand on hill with mouth open will wait long time for roast duck to drop in.

As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people don't.

My goals are - I don't need much. I'm a simple man. I think that success is having fun. And when I'm having fun doing music, I'm happy. If I can make a little money on the side doing it, I'm really happy.

I just hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that say 'I'm Stupid.' That way you wouldn't rely on them, and you wouldn't ask them for nothing.

The notes I handle no better than many pianists. But the pauses between the notes - ah, that is where the art resides.

Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

Relativity applies to physics, not ethics.

Most recently, I learned another hobby: baking. It's so much fun to mix all the ingredients and to see the cake come out nice. It's so rewarding when the cake comes out great and tastes great.

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?

I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.

Video games are meant to be just one thing. Fun. Fun for everyone!

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.

I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.