Fun Quotes - Page 112

The mother of three notoriously unruly youngsters was asked whether or not she'd have children if she had it to do over again. 'Yes', she replied 'but not the same ones.'

Boys, baseball is a game where you gotta have fun. You do that by winning.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

It's hard to take over the world when you sleep 20 hours a day.

If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?

Before I go out on the field every day, I tell myself, 'You are having fun, and you want to set a good example to those who are watching.

Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun. The end.

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

The rain probably dampened the spirits of those that decided not to come. But the people who were here didn't know it was raining because they were having so much fun.

My handicap? Woods and irons.

Just a reminder - a guidebook is no substitute for skill, experience, judgment and lots of tension.

I love fresh fruit and vegetables. I'm not a strict dieter. I don't think that anything in life should be so regimented that you're not having fun or can't enjoy like everybody else. Just know that fresh food is always going to be better for you.

Love your experiments (as you would an ugly child). Joy is the engine of growth. Exploit the liberty in casting your work as beautiful experiments, iterations, attempts, trials, and errors. Take the long view and allow yourself the fun of failure every day.

There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.

The fun you get from golf is in direct ratio to the effort you don't put into it.

For every Way there's a way of following that Way that's fun

Humor is... despair refusing to take itself seriously.

Nothing's changed my life more. I feel better about myself as a person, being conscious and responsible for my actions and I lost weight and my skin cleared up and I got bright eyes and I just became stronger and healthier and happier. Can't think of anything better in the world to be but be vegan.

I foresee a great funeral contest over me.

In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not.

My little computer said such a funny thing this morning.

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it.

Books are totally useless unless you take their advice. If you just keep reading them, thinking "that's so insightful! that changes everything," but never actually doing anything different, then pretty quickly the feeling will wear off and you'll start searching for another book to fill the void.

You'll live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?