Fun Quotes - Page 346

The basis of action is lack of imagination. It is the last resource of those who know not how to dream.

If I am occasionally a little over-dressed, I make up for it by being always immensely over-educated.

The only way a woman can ever reform a man is by boring him so completely that he loses all possible interest in life.

I've written a lot of music, so to be able to put that together and play some shows around the country and elsewhere - that would really be a fun thing to do.

This past Thanksgiving, my father was at the farm, and I had all 11 dogs in the house with a father who never allowed dogs in the house. And he got up to leave the table and came back and Solomon was in his chair. And he says, "This dog is in my chair." And I said, "It's the other way around, you're sitting in his chair."

Lawyers spend their professional careers shoveling smoke.

Nothing is so common-place as to wish to be remarkable.

I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry

My dad had this thing - everyone in Canada wants to play hockey; that's all they want to do. So when I was a kid, whenever we skated my dad would not let us on the ice without hockey sticks, because of this insane fear we would become figure skaters!

I really loved Michelangelo. I've always been a little partial to Donatello to be honest, especially with the animated series. There's just something about Donnie that I really like. But, you know, Mikey's also Mikey. It's kind of just a given he's the most fun one.

I don't think I'd have done comedy if I was born eighty years ago I'd have been a lord. Shooting people that were on my land With a wig, yeah. And some crisps.

Many years ago I remember a famous actress explaining to me with perfect seriousness that before making an entrance she always stood aside to allow God to go on first. I can also remember that on that particular occasion He gave a singularly uninspired performance.

When I was a boy, we were the only Jewish family in a terribly anti-Semitic neighborhood. Those streets weren't any fun for us but our parents never found that out. In a way, you avoid telling your parents what happened to you during those days.

Style is about fun. True style is not about having a closet full of expensive and beautiful things - it is instead about knowing when, where, and how to utilize your collection.

I want to open my own yoga studio. Planning construction and looking at properties is fun.

People want to see the car crash instead of the race. But, when you're the one in the car that's crashing, it's not much fun. I'm enjoying the race.

How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?

I would describe myself as emotional and highly strung. If something upsets me, it really upsets me. If something makes me angry, I get really angry. But it's all very upfront. I can't hide it. I'm also loyal and I hope I'm fun.

Some things are easier to legalize than to legitimate.

I have three kinds of friends: those who love me, those who pay no attention to me, and those who detest me.

He was the toast to her butter.

He's too nervous to kill himself. He wears his seat belt in a drive-in movie.

Is the chemical aftertaste the reason why people eat hot dogs, or is it some kind of bonus?

Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is most afraid of being raped?

Male comics are always coming up to me and they're like 'Hey Natasha. Don't you think you're a little attractive to be a comedian?' and I'm like 'Don't you think you're a little ugly to be talking to me?'