Fun Quotes - Page 348

I don't want to hear about the endless struggles to keep sex exciting, or the work it takes to plan a date night. I want to hear that you guys watch every episode of The Bachelorette together in secret shame, or that one got the other hooked on Breaking Bad and if either watches it without the other, they're dead meat. I want to see you guys high-five each other like teammates on a recreational softball team you both do for fun.

I say if you love something, set it in a small cage and pester and smother it with love until it either loves you back or dies.

Militant feminists, I take my hat off to them, they don't like that.

So I phoned up the spiritual leader of tibet, he sent me a large goat with a long neck, turns out I phoned dial a lama.

The best actors do not let the wheels show.

A mathematician would hardly call a correspondence between the set of 64 triples of four units and a set of twenty other units, "universal", while such correspondence is, probably, the most fundamental general feature of life on Earth.

I thought, Hey, maybe these people shouldn't be making up holidays to drink more. Maybe if they drank less they might be able to title their newspaper articles more specifically. For example, I would title this last article "Drunk Driver Hits Drunk Walker Drunkety-Drunk I'm So Drunk."

Bears are simultaneously so graceful and so strong. Bears know who they are, but they often don’t know who you are, which is why they kill you.

Everyone tries to get you to dance at clubs. They come up to you and say "You gotta dance! you gotta dance!" And then I dance, and they're like, "Not like that!"

Never trust a man in red trousers

Love requires a willingness to die; marriage, a willingness to live.

What we love about love is the fever, which marriage puts to bed and cures.

Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk.

I think the thing that makes 'NCIS' so special is the team and the group. And there's our fearless leader, Mark Harmon. We all really enjoy working together, so it would be a shame if we weren't all there having fun together.

Yeah, my role is gonna be a character by the name of Yondu. And there's gonna be more of Yondu. Yondu is gonna be even more handsome. Perhaps maybe Yondu will add some more bling to his teeth and wear some more jewelry. I don't know. It's gonna be a lot of fun. I've got my fingers crossed that we'll flush out the character even more.

Zac Efron is my obsession, we're the same person. We're not actually here, it's like Janet and Michael Jackson. He just puts on his wig and a dress, and it's me, and you don't know that. It's one of the greatest mysteries of all time.

You want to go to work with people you like and where everyone is having fun.

I've never been a big believer in formal education.

Save your rejections so that later when you are famous you can show them to people and laugh.

My Scottie refused to go for a walk with a friend of the house, but she would joyously accompany any stranger who drove a car.

A half a million young people can get together and have three days of fun and music, and have nothing but fun and music, and I God bless you for it!

Nobody ever died of laughter.

You know they invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs.

If anything is worth doing, it is worth doing it badly.

Having fun is not a diversion from a successful life; it is the pathway to it.