Fun Quotes - Page 341

If you have enough book space, I don't want to talk to you.

Real life is a funny thing, you know. In real life saying the right thing at the right time is beyond crucial.

I'm a country boy. I grew up kicking around the woods, riding dirt bikes, playing football, climbing rocks and all that good stuff, so that's always been fun.

He who drinks a tumbler of London water has literally in his stomach more animated beings than there are men, women, and children on the face of the globe.

The two women exchanged the type of glance women use when there is no knife handy.

..."Fun?" you ask. "Weren't feminists these grim-faced, humorless, antifamily, karate-chopping ninjas who were bitter because they couldn't get a man?" Well, in fact the problem was that all too many of them HAD gotten a man, married him, had his kids, and then discovered that, as mothers, they were never supposed to have their own money, their own identity, their own aspirations, time to pee, or a brain. And yes, some women indeed became bad-tempered as a result. After all, no anger, no social change.

We need to make fun of and ridicule the media images that seek to keep us down, divide us against each other by age, class, and race, and insist that we spend so much psychic energy on our faces, clothes and bodies that nothing is left for ideas, social change, or politics.

Doing a little work around the house. I put fake brick wallpaper over a real brick wall, just so I'd be the only one who knew. People come over and I'm gonna say, "Go ahead, touch it... it feels real."

Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?

I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the gift wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.

My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year.

I was in a job interview and I opened a book and started reading. Then I said to the guy 'Let me ask you a question. If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?' He said 'I don't know'. I said 'I don't want your job'.

Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?

Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business.

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, 'Well, what do you need?'

Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?

How do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink?

It should feel genuinely good to earn income from your blog - you should be driven by a healthy ambition to succeed. If your blog provides genuine value, you fully deserve to earn income from it.

You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.

I saw the movie, 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon' and was surprised because I didn't see any tigers or dragons. And then I realized why: they're crouching and hidden.

The tragedy is that Dell didn't win it - we lost it.

I'm not going to make it a target, but it's something to aim for.

I've never had a grand plan. I've only just tried to keep open to many different possibilities, have fun and work with people who are passionate about what they do.

We make up horrors to help us cope with the real ones.

Have a day off, which is very rare in our line of work, but that's something we like to do. Like I said, it's a nice way to take your mind off the game and just go out and relax and have fun.