Fun Quotes - Page 340

I'm very active on Twitter and Instagram. I'm always posting pictures from set, and little clues and teasing people with fun things. It's awesome!

It's a scientific fact that if you stay in California you lose one point of your IQ every year.

It's funny - if you impersonate somebody, they have no idea it's them.

There's a gratification that comes from performing in front of a live audience, and you can't replicate that with anything else. In the studio, the creation part of this business is fun. But, when you see the fans letting you know that they enjoy what you're doing, that's why I keep doing what I do.

All I ask is that you do your best, and forget the rest.

I am on the right wing of the middle of the road and with a strong radical bias.

Acting is fun for me and it doesn't really matter how, whether it's hard work or easy work, it's always fun.

And the back of his anorak was leaping up and down, and people were chucking money to him. I said 'Do you earn a living doing that?' He said 'Yes, this my livelihood.'

It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.

A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't, I had to amputate your arms"

Putting allows the touchy golfer two to four opportunities to blow a gasket in the short space of two to forty feet.

Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that every year around this time, I hear Christmas music.

Me? I stand for uncertainty, insecurity, bad taste, fun, and things that go boom in the night.

His herding instinct is so strong that he confuses tractors on a baseball field for sheep. He was hospitalized twice. Once by a line drive and once for attacking a tractor tread.

I want to go to there.

In an interview, Paris Hilton said that of her and her sister, "People love to hate us. But when you know us, you love us. And if you really get to know us, you get gonorrhea."

Humility is so shy. If you begin talking about it, it leaves.

Now did you know if a stick insect laid it's eggs in a jar of Bovril it will give birth to a litter of twiglets.

I don't judge my self-worth as a football player. Football is something I love. It's a fun career deal, but it's not what I want to do with my life, because I see football as a game.

Why go to a church to worship God? A church is man made. God never said, "And let there be aluminum siding." Climbing a tree to talk to God sounds like a better idea since only God can make a tree. And if that tree's on a golf course, all the better.

The point at which the photograph ceases to function as a metaphor is the point at which it is free to propose an experiential model.

Good Americans, when they die, go to Paris.

The old cathedrals are good, but the great blue dome that hangs over everything is better.

The conservation of natural resources is the fundamental problem. Unless we solve that problem it will avail us little to solve all others.

'Don't think of it as dying,' said Death. 'Just think of it as leaving early to avoid the rush.'