Fun Quotes - Page 319

Why are they called a-part-ments, when they're all stuck together?

Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?

How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a couple of mistakes.

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

The speed of time is one second per second.

It's hard enough to find an error in your code when you're looking for it; it's even harder when you've assumed your code is error-free.

Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!

I don't want to be pretentious about, "yes, I need to move in to the more dramatic roles and express myself and prove to everyone that I'm capable of doing it," it really isn't that, I think that's a bad reason to choose roles. It's more like, who would I be working with and would they be fun to do and entertaining to watch, is it an interesting story or character.

A woman who would steal your love when your love was really all you had to give was not much of a woman.

When a good writer is having fun, the audience is almost always having fun too.

If everything in the universe depends upon everything else in a fundamental way, it might be impossible to get close to a full solution by investigating parts of the problem in isolation.

Never lie when the truth is more profitable.

Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.

The best piece of advice someone has ever given me was 'do it scared.' And no matter if you're scared, just go ahead and do it anyway because you might as well do it scared, so it will get done and you will feel so much better if you step out of your comfort zone.

A lot of times when I buy a lot of toys, I get a little jealous and keep one or two for myself. So I've got a couple of drones. I've got a couple of remote-control cars. I like to have fun

I make sure I always surround myself with good, down to earth, fun, real people, who always keep me grounded.

The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management.

You have to be able to laugh at yourself. That's what I tell Asian people all the time.

But Mike was like a Bjork song-all happy and giddy and fun on the surface, but bubbling with turmoil and pain underneath.

Tell them to stand closer apart.

The function of vice is to keep virtue within reasonable bounds.

The first thing you have to do is acknowledge the basic and fundamental goodness of all beings. If you don't, then you are going to have conflict. That's at the core of Shambhala.

"In France," Marcel said with wintry dignity, "accidents occur in the bedroom, not the kitchen."

I'm the munter of my friends. I've got wonky teeth and a lazy eye. My friend Rob is disgusted I'm a heart-throb.